Funny Shaving Product Reviews

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I was so happy with my shave that I kept going and did my whole body. I then did my dog and cat and my neighbors dog (don't tell them it was me).

 

[August West]

Customer Review

217 of 225 people found the following review helpful 200 Years of Gentlemanly Gentlemanhood, September 17, 2014 By D to the G This review is from: Clubman Pinaud After Shave Lotion, 6 Ounce (Misc.) While merely holding this bottle to pay for it, I impregnated the lady at the cash register when her eyes met mine. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Report abuse | Permalink

 

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[August West]

 

[threevok]

Customer Review

537 of 554 people found the following review helpful Ron Swanson Approved, April 7, 2014 By Jody Hall This review is from: Clubman Pinaud After Shave Lotion, 6 Ounce (Misc.) Want to smell like some cheese-eating high school boy? Slather on some Axe. Maybe you want to smell like a Radio Shack sales guy? Try the Old Spice. A science teacher limping toward retirement? Aqua Velva is your scent. But if you want to smell like a MAN, you need to be using Clubman. When I say man, I mean Jack Palance, Jack Lord. and Jack Kennedy. Or Chuck Yeager, Chuck Norris, and Chuck Connors. Even guys not named Jack or Chuck - I'm looking at you, Sean Connery. Sure, Clubman is like a thousand tiny daggers stabbing your face, but it's worth it. I was smart enough to start using this stuff when I was 15, and I still get compliments. And broads. Am I going to apologize for calling women "broads"? Yes, right after I splash on some Clinique For Men Oil Control Exfoliating Tonic. So never. Help other customers find the most helpful reviews Was this review helpful to you? Report abuse | Permalink Question:​ WHAT ARE THE INGREDIENTS Answer:​ Alcohol and Chuck Norris sweat By John J Morrissey on August 23, 2014 Probably most have seen this one. The image and pasting features on this board are awesome. I feel I have great flexibility in posting worthless things.