One night in school the student government decided to throw a "free sushi night" on the campus pub. The place was packed shoulder to shoulder, crotch to butt. I got two little itty bitty dried up pieces after a half hour of waiting (vegetarian sushi ), and there were no seconds .
Not directed at OP or the offer in any way. Just brought up a crappy memory of "free" stuff at a public venue.
edit. Also thanks mang, you just reminded me I have some banana-strawberry ice cream in the fridge.