Fountain Pens

[Kit Walker]

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I thought that tracking was invented for just that purpose.

 

[Whitman]

Unless your already married.....then it's a wife repeller.

I wouldn't say repeller, exactly, but I do detect a fair amount of disinterest when discussion turns to DE safety razors or fountain pens.