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Don't shave your privates while driving...

Apparently, people need to be warned. Well, at least this lady in Florida does:

Florida Highway Patrol troopers say a two-vehicle crash Tuesday at Mile Marker 21 on Cudjoe Key was caused by a 37-year-old woman driver who was shaving her bikini area while her ex-husband took the wheel from the passenger seat.

"She said she was meeting her boyfriend in Key West and wanted to be ready for the visit," Trooper Gary Dunick said.

What is crazier, the fact that she was shaving her privates while driving, or that her ex-husband was helping so that she would be "presentable" to her new boyfriend?

Things that make you go hmm... :blushing:
 
What is crazier, the fact that she was shaving her privates while driving, or that her ex-husband was helping so that she would be "presentable" to her new boyfriend?

Things that make you go hmm... :blushing:

Hmmmm, maybe by marrying her off he gets out of paying alimony?
 
What I don't get is why didn't he just drive???:blink:

Especially since she was suspended and supposed to have impounded her car. Obviously, critical thinking skills are slightly out of whack with this group. Oh, did you notice that there were people in the back seat while she was trimming the hedge? :blink:

I hope she doesn't have kids. That gene pool needs a little chlorine, IMNSHO
 
Especially since she was suspended and supposed to have impounded her car. Obviously, critical thinking skills are slightly out of whack with this group. Oh, did you notice that there were people in the back seat while she was trimming the hedge? :blink:

I hope she doesn't have kids. That gene pool needs a little chlorine, IMNSHO

That was the truck with people in the back seat...
 
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Oh, so THAT'S why I got pulled over last week! The officer just walked up to the window, looked down, and left. It was the strangest thing! :001_rolle

You seriously need to be put down if you think that shaving your crotch while driving is a good idea- whether or not your ex-husband is helping you drive you to your new lover's place.


Apparently, people need to be warned. Well, at least this lady in Florida does:



What is crazier, the fact that she was shaving her privates while driving, or that her ex-husband was helping so that she would be "presentable" to her new boyfriend?

Things that make you go hmm... :blushing:
 
Oh, so THAT'S why I got pulled over last week! The officer just walked up to the window, looked down, and left. It was the strangest thing! :001_rolle

You seriously need to be put down if you think that shaving your crotch while driving is a good idea- whether or not your ex-husband is helping you drive you to your new lover's place.

I like my junk too much to even consider doing that. Even if I was in the back seat. One bump in the road...
 
This story would have made a great opening sentence to a very bad novel!!! Oh, I hope at least she was shaving with a straight!!!
 
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