Amazing this thread is resurrected after more than a decade. For me it would be my Gillette super, Gillette nacet blades, mwf soap, captain's choice North splash, floris #89 edt, cream body shop macca root, and some witch hazel. I've never used a straight, so don't know there. I would have to choose my wife. We've been together nearly 40 years, it's hard to imagine being anywhere without her.
I blame Adis653. Clearly, the guy has some spare reading time on his hands. I'd suggest a hobby, but he's already into this Sicilian thing we do. What other hobby is necessary?