Lilac Vegetal
Many people offended
Bay Rum is safer
Marty E.
Many people offended
Bay Rum is safer
Marty E.
Bay Rum Traditional Haiku Contest
- Thread starter August West
- Start date
Oh Sweet Bay Rum Aftershave
Makes the ladies weak in the knees
It's my only real chance
Makes the ladies weak in the knees
It's my only real chance
Three sheets to the wind
Ye lily-livers beware
Aye, me ol bay rum
Not in, but I couldn't resist.
Ye lily-livers beware
Aye, me ol bay rum
Not in, but I couldn't resist.
On a trip down to
Mo Bay , I bought what I knew
A tonic to remember
Mo Bay , I bought what I knew
A tonic to remember
Another few smokes
Wife says 'Rob you smell real bad'
Apply bay rum... Win!
Wife says 'Rob you smell real bad'
Apply bay rum... Win!
Rearrange letters
in Bay Rum and it will spell
"May Bur(n)" ... You've been warned!
in Bay Rum and it will spell
"May Bur(n)" ... You've been warned!
- Thread starter
- #28
Great stuff, Gents!
Keep 'em coming.
Keep 'em coming.
I'm in!
I kissed a fair lass
She loved the smell on my neck
Thank God for Bay Rum!
I kissed a fair lass
She loved the smell on my neck
Thank God for Bay Rum!
What is a Haiku?
Syllables: five, seven, five
Not words my dear friends!
Syllables: five, seven, five
Not words my dear friends!
i hadn't even realized that my haiku matched up the number of syllables with the number of words i used. lol.
- Thread starter
- #34
Serendipity!
Me needs a burning,
On my freshly shaven face,
Now give the goods mate.
Cool pif.
On my freshly shaven face,
Now give the goods mate.
Cool pif.
Summer or Winter
Doesn't matter for this scent
Bay Rum's always great!
Doesn't matter for this scent
Bay Rum's always great!
What's your pleasure sir?
Spicy, Sweet, or Burning Hot?
A choice for all tastes!
Spicy, Sweet, or Burning Hot?
A choice for all tastes!
Straight or doctored up?
Add some lime or coconut.
Even better now!
Add some lime or coconut.
Even better now!
I thought it was letters.
My Bay Rum Haiku
Falls short of expectations
Persnickety rules!
- Thread starter
- #40
Good thing it isn't rhyming.
