Awesomest Drink Names

[LinuxMintyFresh]

Browsing TextsFromLastNight I found the best drink name ever, and I wanna hear some more. That's where you all come in.

My top 5 right now are:
Tequila Mockingbird
Flaming Blue Jesus
Alex Trebek
Kick Me in the Jimmy
Abortion (I more or less like the idea of having to ask for one of these, eg "Can I have an..." or "Let's all get an..." but it really is an terrible name)

Now you guys!
Best drink names ever...

and...

GO!

 

[galopede]

How about the Belgian lager Mort Subite? (Sudden Death)

There used to be a real ale in Britain called Old Expensive. Always liked that name. Honest at least.

 

[ouch]

Piper at the gates of dawn.

 

[Crisp]

Monkey Gland

 

[TheVez2]

Sex on the beach! - does it get any better than that?

Three wise men and an A*****e

 

[Jwolf24601]

Sex on the Beach
Slippery Nipple
Adios Mother F@#$^*

Not a drink, but my favorite thing to order at a sushi place is a "Screaming Orgasm"

 

[Miles]

I prefer:

Sufferin' Bastard
Missionary's Downfall
Astro Aku Aku
Dr. Funk
Vicious Virgin

 

[M80]

Naked Girl Scout

 

[djh]

Cold Beer

 

[SafetyManiac]

...Not a drink, but my favorite thing to order at a sushi place is a "Screaming Orgasm"

Ironically, there is one.

Vodka, Amaretto, Creme de Cacao, Triple Sec, and Cream.

 

[spindlecone]

Leg spreader:Corvossiar (SP) with a grand marneir float garnished with a slice of Orange.
Russian tank: 110 proof stoli with tanquery Float (very fine libation)

 

[ouch]

Naked Girl Scout

Are you Stauff?

 

[icedoverfire]

Pink panty dropper

AKA: Standard college drink

18 cans beer
1 bottle Everclear alcohol
1 bottle 1800 Tequila
1 1/2 jugs, pre-made pink lemonade

- ice

 

[Loric]

My old favorite was the Rowdy Mexican.

 

[Gaz]

Slow comfortable screw and Slow comfortable screw up against a wall.

 

[DE Shaver]

Not the most remarkable names but I like the following:

Iron Butterfly
Broken Down Golfcart
Golden Cadillac

 

[Hreafn]

Rusty Nail
Gorilla Fart

 

[danparker77]

How about a "Lunchbox"

Quarter of a beer mug of beer
Quarter of the same beer mug OJ
Drop a shot of Amaretto in a chug chug chug!!!

 

[Arrow]

Dominican people have a non-alcoholic drink called Morir Soñando. Or "Die Dreaming" Tastes like a coconut creamsicle. mmmmmmm

 

[rlandrews3rd]

Rusty Nail
Gorilla Fart

Greetings, Brother!

I'll add the Raunchy Ranger.

1 shot gin
1 shot vodka
1 shot Southern Comfort
orange juice
grenadine