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[Gruder]

Matthew 5:38-39 (New International Version)

38"You have heard that it was said, 'Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.'[a] 39But I tell you, Do not resist an evil person. If someone strikes you on the right cheek, turn to him the other also.

Dear skklog,

You mind if I share with folks the non-religious extra cultural meaning behind this statement?

 

[soapbox]

Dear skklog,

You mind if I share with folks the non-religious extra cultural meaning behind this statement?

Somebody needs to be writing his exam instead of applying anthropology to B&B posts...

 

[gollum83]

Somebody needs to be writing his exam instead of applying anthropology to B&B posts...

I do not! Oh, you're talking about Chad. Maybe if we help get him started? Ahem...

1) What is anthropology?

There I got you started. Now get back to work!

 

[Gruder]

Somebody needs to be writing his exam instead of applying anthropology to B&B posts...

Hey you! Get back to building the TV that ate Denton!

 

[Gruder]

I do not! Oh, you're talking about Chad. Maybe if we help get him started? Ahem...

1) What is anthropology?

There I got you started. Now get back to work!

Nah, I prefer to ask only those questions which I can answer.

 

[soapbox]

Hey you! Get back to building the TV that ate Denton!

I actually burst out laughing at this one. Very nice, Chad.

 

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,

You mind if I share with folks the non-religious extra cultural meaning behind this statement?

waits to hear your interpretation

 

[gollum83]

waits to hear your interpretation

Never **** off a dentist and optometrist?

 

[GFlanagan3]

Dear skklog,

You mind if I share with folks the non-religious extra cultural meaning behind this statement?

Never **** off a dentist and optometrist?

 

[Swampfox]

So is that in the rear or the front of the 'keet?

Which do you find more attractive?

You shave your milk man's ear hair?

Oh, wow.

Is that kinky? Or just weird?

Both, if you have to ask.

Dear skklog,

What'd I miss while I was away?

A lot. Nothing out of the ordinary, but a lot.

*waits for the obligatory parakeet joke

Sorry, I wasn't on last night.

A little weed and some 'keet, and a pair no less.

And finely ground kitty litter.

Looks like things are just as I left them.

Really? Looks out of place to me.

Ticking away the moments that make up a dull day
You fritter and waste the hours in an off-hand way
Kicking around on a piece of ground in your home town
Waiting for someone or something to show you the way
Tired of lying in the sunshine staying home to watch the rain
You are young and life is long and there is time to kill today
And then the one day you find ten years have got behind you
No one told you when to run, you missed the starting gun
And you run and you run to catch up with the sun, but it's sinking
And racing around to come up behind you again
The sun is the same in the relative way, but you're older

Shorter of breath and one day closer to death

Every year is getting shorter
Never seem to find the time
Plans that either come to nought
Or half a page of scribbled lines
Hanging on in quiet desparation is the English way
The time is gone
The song is over
Thought I'd something more to say

Home, home again
I like to be here when I can
When I come home cold and tired
It's good to warm my bones beside the fire
Far away across the field
The tolling of the iron bell
Calls the faithful to their knees
To hear the softly spoken magic spells

I am rather disturbed at the literary bent this thread has taken.

Get yourself a black light, then you'll have your answer.

Gross.

Never **** off a dentist and optometrist?

 

[GFlanagan3]

which is WHY I stopped where I did

 

[luvmysuper]

I am rather disturbed at the literary bent this thread has taken.

Which is why I had no choice but to finish it.

 

[Swampfox]

which is WHY I stopped where I did

Which is why I had no choice but to finish it.

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

We now resume our regularly scheduled programming already in progress....

Dear Skklog,

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

 

[GFlanagan3]

Which do you find more attractive?



Oh, wow.



Both, if you have to ask.



A lot. Nothing out of the ordinary, but a lot.



Sorry, I wasn't on last night.



And finely ground kitty litter.



Really? Looks out of place to me.





I am rather disturbed at the literary bent this thread has taken.



Gross.

We now resume our regularly scheduled programming already in progress....

Dear Skklog,

Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?

RUN Mr.Scruffy...that wasn't funnY!!!

 

[Swampfox]

Dear Skklog,

What is the purpose of this thread?

 

[blackfoot]

Somebody needs to be writing his exam instead of applying anthropology to B&B posts...

Hey you! Get back to building the TV that ate Denton!

Ha!

Nah, I prefer to ask only those questions which I can answer.

Good point!

 

[skklog]

Dear skklog,

What'd I miss while I was away?

A: many disturbing things, many

 

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

Where's the best place to buy eye bleach and other related items? And hurry please!

A: I think everyone is out, due to this site

 

[skklog]

Dear Skklog,

When you put a sheet over your head for Halloween, are you a ghost or a mattress?

A: Dear Mr. Scruffy I think you need a new mattress!

( if that's what yours looks like )