No one has provided any scientific evidence that Arko smells like a urinal cake.
I just assumed it was the person saying it taking the ****. @Ravenonrock, respect.
No one has provided any scientific evidence that Arko smells like a urinal cake.
Have you met Springs1 yet?
Once there was a brave soul calling it aNo one has provided any scientific evidence that Arko smells like a urinal cake. Someone said it years ago and we in this degraded age are so unimaginative it is the only description we can conjure. And not without reason. I believe the "Arko smells like a urinal" belief persists because children no longer study poetry in school, and as a result we have raised an entire generation of adults unable to imagine a creative metaphor or simile.
A classic thread from 2008.I do not know what or who that is.
A classic thread from 2008.
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No one has provided any scientific evidence that Arko smells like a urinal cake. Someone said it years ago and we in this degraded age are so unimaginative it is the only description we can conjure. And not without reason. I believe the "Arko smells like a urinal" belief persists because children no longer study poetry in school, and as a result we have raised an entire generation of adults unable to imagine a creative metaphor or simile.
This is terrific. I Arko also deserves some iambic pentameter.Verbena flower
soft clouds of soapy goodness
Arko reigns supreme
-Arko Haiku
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I'd point out that urinal cakes are there to cover up the smell of the urinal. So Arko smells a lot better than the urinal.
OTOH, it's too much fun to bust on the Arko-holics to ever give up on that.
I always thought of that as more of a "Public Service Announcement!"Have you met Springs1 yet?
When it was manufactured, and the date by which it is best to use it. It will be fine.I have an Arko stick that I haven't tried yet, and I feel like I've had it for a long time. Do they expire, or should this still be good to go? Any idea what the dates mean?
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Your first two lines were nine syllables each and your last line was six syllables, for a 9-9-6 syllable structure. IIRC, a haiku is supposed to follow the 5-7-5 structure.I like haiku!
Savon de Marseille scent arises
White mountains of deceitful lather
Citronella awaits