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A Thanksgiving poem to all

BigFoot

I need a flea bath
Twas the night of thanksgiving,
but i just couldn't sleep.
I tried counting backwards,
i tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -
the dark meat and white,
but i fought the temptation
with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation,
the thought of a snack became infatuation.
So, i raced to the kitchen, flung open the door,
and gazed at the fridge, full of goodies galore.
Gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes,
pickles and carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round,
'til all of a sudden, i rose off the ground.
I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky,
with a mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie.
But, i managed to yell as i soared past the trees....
Happy eating to all - pass the cranberries, please.



May your stuffing be tasty,
may your turkey be plump.
May your potatoes 'n gravy have nary a lump.
May your yams be delicious.
May your pies take the prize,
may your thanksgiving dinner stay off of your thighs!!

Happy thanksgiving to all
 
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If a Turkey could talk
It'd ask for a favor
From all B&B folks
From new to old shavers

For just this Thanksgiving
Limit your cutting to stubble
'Cause for birds that have wattles
This feasting means trouble

It'd point out our interest
In avoiding small weepers
And point out for Turkeys
That neck cuts are keepers

And that shavers and Turkeys
Should be allies, in fact
While we find Turkey delicious
We both hate that Axe!
 
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