We, the people of the Czardom of Cheddar, wish to congratulate our Czar, RichGem, on reaching this most momentous of milestones.
A joke to commemorate the occasion:
A young girl gets married and a few days later her mother goes to visit. When she knocks on the door, she is shocked to see her daughter open it naked. "What are you doing?" she asks. "Mom, it's my LOVE dress!! Don't you like it?" I'll come back in a few weeks when the honeymoon is over" replies the mom.
When she goes back, she is shocked when once again her daughter is naked. "Now what are you doing?" "Mom, it's my LOVE dress. It keeps the marriage spicy!"
Later that night the mom decides to try it for herself. When her husband comes home, he gives the same reaction: "Honey, what are you doing?" she give him the same answer her daughter gave her, "It's my LOVE dress! What do you think of it?" Her husband thinks long and hard and says, "I think you should have ironed it!"
I see you are learning quickly, young apprentice assistant jester!
Thanks everyone for the kind words and congratulations! Blake...keep an eye on your rear view mirror; that's me catching up.
A joke to commemorate the occasion...
Blake...keep an eye on your rear view mirror; that's me catching up.
Are you implying the Czar's accomplishment is a joke?
Nothing like stirring the pot.
You know, you really shouldn't be breathing in so much of my exhaust.
Really! And Dude, less beans for dinner, OK?