Jeff Foxworthy always made me laugh. I recall one of his observations:
"You might be a redneck if you wash your hands before using the restroom."
Or a blonde.Capt:
“You might be a redneck if you stare at a can of orange juice just because it says ‘concentrate’!
"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing. Allen Klein
"You might be a redneck if you wash your hands before using the restroom."
"If you haul your trash to the dump and come back with more than what you took"