Hmmm... now that you mention the whole Emo Christmas thing...
Close, but too many colors. Not enough black.
better.
Keep it in the Clown House: comical thread hijackings and ... oh look, pancake bunny!
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Close, but too many colors. Not enough black.
better.
For some reason I picture Randy as this Santa screaming 'You Shall Not Get Toys"
For some reason I picture Randy as this Santa screaming 'You Shall Not Get Toys"
That would only be if bad people, like Blake runs into nearly every day, are trying to steal them so kids can't get them. If someone was trying to hurt children, I could definitely be One Bad Santa!
That would only be if bad people, like Blake runs into nearly every day, are trying to steal them so kids can't get them. If someone was trying to hurt children, I could definitely be One Bad Santa!
For shame Blake, stealing toys from kiddies
For shame Blake, stealing toys from kiddies
... and candy from babies
... and making rude jokes in front of old ladies.
... and tying knots in IV tubing
... and ...
Well, you get the idea.
For shame Blake, stealing toys from kiddies
... and candy from babies
... and making rude jokes in front of old ladies.
... and tying knots in IV tubing
... and ...
Well, you get the idea.
Come to think of it, if you had someone wearing chaps with no pants constantly flashing their backside in your face, you might get a little testy like those nice, gentle folks Blake deals with every day, too.
For some reason I picture Randy as this Santa screaming 'You Shall Not Get Toys"
See? That is Randy!
As a result, he is unemployed this season. So, we have brought in Catbert, the Human Resources director to interview him for a job.
For shame Blake, stealing toys from kiddies
... and candy from babies
... and making rude jokes in front of old ladies.
... and tying knots in IV tubing
... and ...
Well, you get the idea.
Hey, everyone has hobbies, am I right?
First things first. I'd like to hear about my unemployment benefits, please.See? That is Randy!
As a result, he is unemployed this season. So, we have brought in Catbert, the Human Resources director to interview him for a job.
Yes, yours are just so much more exciting than everyone else's.
Yes, yours are just so much more exciting than everyone else's.
You should see when MI6 and SPECTRE gets together for our annual company picnic!
You should see when MI6 and SPECTRE gets together for our annual company picnic!
Why do I not think you're just referencing an old James Bond movie?
First things first. I'd like to hear about my unemployment benefits, please.
You get the paper and the coffee.
And maybe a temp job with this guy.
You get the paper and the coffee.
And maybe a temp job with this guy.
Pretty tempting! The coffee benefit sounds good, as all the spare change I'll collect on the sidewalk now has to go to the Salvataion Army.
Oh, and I really like the cutting edge technology. And the frosted out face to protect this guys privacy just says "we care about our employees".
So, even this thread has been hijacked!
Multiple times. Here's another ...
OK, you can have your thread back now.
Multiple times. Here's another ...
A pirate walks into a bar ...
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a big ships wheel attached to your pants!"
Pirate says, "Arrgh, I know! It's drivin' me nuts!"
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a big ships wheel attached to your pants!"
Pirate says, "Arrgh, I know! It's drivin' me nuts!"
OK, you can have your thread back now.
Driving them where?
Darren, you should know by now that some question just should not be asked around here.
Darren, you should know by now that some question just should not be asked around here.
Because the answer should be obvious - to the Pirate's Ball.
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