Your First Date With A Supermodel

[beisler]

I guess imitation denotes flattery, since this thread (among several others) has been cloned on another marginally active site.

Gee I didn't know people were not allowed to be members of 2 different forums. I just figured it would get
more people's opinions.

 

[ColonelHogan]

In 2 hours, you are going on your first date with a supermodel. What razor are using for your shave?

In 2 hours? Do I have to go? Man, I already ate and I changed into my sweats, and the Canadiens are playing the Rangers on TV. Take her out yourself.

 

[beisler]

Well I should have since my Rangers lost

 

[CamberwellCarrot]

None, I'll offer to show her my razor collection and offer to demonstrate on her legs with my Lady Gillette. Lather will, of course, be applied by hand.

 

[ColonelHogan]

Well I should have since my Rangers lost

Rangers haven't been the same since Harry Howell left the team.

 

[beisler]

Rangers haven't been the same since Harry Howell left the team.

1994----but I'm so old I remember Harry

 

[beisler]

None, I'll offer to show her my razor collection and offer to demonstrate on her legs with my Lady Gillette. Lather will, of course, be applied by hand.

best answer yet

 

[azwetshaver]

A LASSC BBS-1, we are dreaming right?