... Dracula is standing by the door with an empty glass.
Finish the sentence in your own way. Be creative!
Finish the sentence in your own way. Be creative!
You know you're having a bad shave when.
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The blood bank sends a delivery truck!
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The blood running in the sink brings Dan Akroyd's spoof Julia Child on SNL to mind!
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The burn starts the moment you open the aftershave.
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Mrs Lovette (sp?) comes looking for pie filling.
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(Sweeny Todd reference)
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(Sweeny Todd reference)
The American Government goes back to work for one day to pass a bill ... unanimously in both Houses and the White House ... to stop you from shaving ever again.
When the dog starts begging for the scraps after the shave
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The production crew for CSI shows up to film the crime scene and collect blood evidence
SWMBO knocks on the door, needing a signature on a fill-in-the-blank last will & testament.
When Santa asks you to lead his sleigh with your face so bright.... I know I know too early for christmas.
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Brother, it's NEVER too early for Christmas!
SWMBO knocks on the door, needing a signature on a fill-in-the-blank last will & testament.
You know you're having a bad shave when Captain's Choice Cat-o-9 doesn't burn. You've lost all feeling in your face... or you're dead.
Your cigarette lights when you bring it near your face.
You apply balm and get napalm.
I'm one of those guys that likes Christmas from December 24-26... any more than that and I get far too jolly!
Pink lather. Lots of pink lather..
Your wife calls the paramedics and they put a tourniquet around your neck.
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