"Double pits to chesty."
'nuff said.
'nuff said.
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World's Most Annoying Comercial Slogan
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"So easy a Caveman can do it"
I HATE the cavemen. sooooooo annoying
I HATE the cavemen. sooooooo annoying
Not so much a slogan, but an ad campaign. The MasterCard "priceless" stuff. I mean honestly, what's it been, 20 years? Do something else.
Old Milwaukee, "It don't get no better than this." Drunk and illiterate. Nice.
(Later mercifully changed to "it doesn't get any better than this," which is merely false.)
(Later mercifully changed to "it doesn't get any better than this," which is merely false.)
"IT CAN ONLY BE JAAAAAAARED!!!!!"
Sorry.
Sorry.
Ugh, I hate the axe commercials. Especially because I hate the product itself and the pre-teen nature of it. The caveman commercials are up there too. My vote however goes for the Geico money-with-eyes commericals. Wow those got irritating fast and yet they won't go away.
Edited to add: Oh and the jewelry commercial where the man is screaming out that he loves the woman he's with and she's acting embarassed, pissed off and generally mean-spirited. Then he pulls out some diamond jewelry and she kisses him, nuzzles him and tells him she loves him. Moral of the story: women have every right to be mean until bought off with jewelry. Men should respond of course, by spending more on jewelry.
Edited to add: Oh and the jewelry commercial where the man is screaming out that he loves the woman he's with and she's acting embarassed, pissed off and generally mean-spirited. Then he pulls out some diamond jewelry and she kisses him, nuzzles him and tells him she loves him. Moral of the story: women have every right to be mean until bought off with jewelry. Men should respond of course, by spending more on jewelry.
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Monsanto used to advertise "Without chemicals, life itself would be impossible."
Such a debt of gratitude we owe Monsanto.
Such a debt of gratitude we owe Monsanto.
I'm afraid I'll be dredging up really old ones, since I don't really watch TV anymore.
"It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen!"
"It's not a car, it's a Volkswagen!"
The Chick-Fil-A cows are a bit played out.
Eight-Hundred, Five, Eight, Eight, Two, Three-Hundred Empire!
Shall we close this thread now?
Shall we close this thread now?
Ummmm.... don't want to be Captain Obvious but I can't believe nobody has offered....."The best a man can get".
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Agreed. This was one of the most rediculous things I've seen in a long time.
It's already ready already.
It might be due to your cheesiness, but I read that as "double pits to cheesy" 
"I'm a PC"
yes you are and you are full of viruses.
yes you are and you are full of viruses.
I have a better one, not really a slogan...it is more like annoying music in a stupid ad. It is the music in the Enzyte male enhancement commercial.
That is the one I was going to say!!!
The credit report dot com commercials irritate the crap out of me.
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