I'm really going to regret posting that, aren't I?
Well, you know us... low hanging fruit and all.
I'm really going to regret posting that, aren't I?
*walks away slowly from all of you guys while facing you the whole time...*
What have you six of that I need to watch?!?
Okay it's nearly 3am and I'll be darned if my 1000th post on here is gonna be about bottom pinching! Goodnight ... And I'll check in in the morning to see what madness has occurred while I slept.
Sore bottoms all round I suspect.
No. I COULD back away slowly with my eyes closed.Which is Irish for: "Backs away slowly."
But... but... but ... that smiley has a "thumb up". I don't want any "thumbs up"By the way, the 1,000 post is traditionally celebrated here by a round of goosing. It's how this smiley got it's start.
Wow. I literally can not think of any way I can phrase my joke about this without it getting censored.Well, you know us... low hanging fruit and all.
No. I COULD back away slowly with my eyes closed.
The "not taking my eyes off anyone" part is important. Othewise someone might sneak up behind me and goose me
But... but... but ... that smiley has a "thumb up". I don't want any "thumbs up"
(see what I did there?)
Wow. I literally can not think of any way I can phrase my joke about this without it getting censored.
Let's just say that I'm a female
Okay so that was my 999th post. Now onto posting my 1000th post PIF faaaar away from this thread!
Ha!
GAH!
Dagnam you guys! I was so excited to not be posting my 1000th in this thread that I absentmindedly posted a congratulations in a PIF thread before posting my own 1000th post PIF thread! So it was my 1001th post PIF.
Grrrr
GAH!
Dagnam you guys! I was so excited to not be posting my 1000th in this thread that I absentmindedly posted a congratulations in a PIF thread before posting my own 1000th post PIF thread! So it was my 1001th post PIF.
Grrrr
Well, he has drank six pitchers of Long Island Tea.....
But... but... but ... that smiley has a "thumb up". I don't want any "thumbs up"
(see what I did there?)
Wow. I literally can not think of any way I can phrase my joke about this without it getting censored.
Let's just say that I'm a female
GAH!
Dagnam you guys! I was so excited to not be posting my 1000th in this thread that I absentmindedly posted a congratulations in a PIF thread before posting my own 1000th post PIF thread! So it was my 1001th post PIF.
Grrrr
See how impelling we are?
Yes, I'm feeling quite impaled indeed
Yes, I'm feeling quite impaled indeed
Sorry, Christopher Lee has that impaling thing to himself so you will have to try something else.
Emm okay... I'm feeling quite impaired?
This thread totally delivers what I needed today.
Mindless funny nonsense
Glad to be of service !
Well, maybe we can procure new supplies if you really desire this.
Would a mod please ban me?