Veg: Chosen VS. Non-Chosen Fall Football Classic

[Redstickjohn]

Okay.......so football season is upon us. I'm an LSU Season Ticket holder, and can't wait until the season starts--great tailgaiting down here in Bayou Bengal Land! And yes, we have no Honey Badger, but perhaps we'll come up with a Sugar Boar.

Here's the challenge: An all out full contact touch football game between the Vegs and those of us who Hate the Veg. (Perhaps called the Tabacs, or the Floids, or the Prorasos.) We could meet at a neutral site (like LSU campus), drink entirely too much beer, and have a grand muddy football game to settle the Veg question once and for all. Okay, I'm 60 years old, and maybe not as fast as some of you flat bellies, but I'm ready to uphold the honor. T-shirts would be appropriate and maybe follow the whole event up with a grand swap meet of our shaving gear. If the Vegs win, opponents would have to wear Veg for a week, if they loose, they have to give it up for a month.

Whatcha think?

 

[retturn2blades]

Just have an ambulance standing by. I'm 65 and a combat vet...so a touch football game might kill me, or I might flash and think I'm back in a firefight with Charlie. Who knows how that might turn out!

BTW, I'm a Tabac man.

 

[luvmysuper]

I think the Veg team would just wait for the non-Veg team to gather on the field, set them up in a cross-fire, and pick them off one by one from the stands.

 

[Wcoppage]

This is great. Sadly I just moved from the Lake Charles area back to NC

 

[Redstickjohn]

This is great. Sadly I just moved from the Lake Charles area back to NC

Maybe we set up several regional games and a bracket system with the Super Veg Bowl in Miami in January.

 

[Topgumby]

This will not end well.

 

[sychodelix]

The problem is, all the veg haters would be overcome by our manly fragrance and either run away or pass out. Veg wins! No contest.

 

[RailroadMan]

This is great. Sadly I just moved from the Lake Charles area back to NC

There may be enough of us from The Old North State to caravan.

 

[json]

Okay.......so football season is upon us. I'm an LSU Season Ticket holder, and can't wait until the season starts--great tailgaiting down here in Bayou Bengal Land! And yes, we have no Honey Badger, but perhaps we'll come up with a Sugar Boar.

Here's the challenge: An all out full contact touch football game between the Vegs and those of us who Hate the Veg. (Perhaps called the Tabacs, or the Floids, or the Prorasos.) We could meet at a neutral site (like LSU campus), drink entirely too much beer, and have a grand muddy football game to settle the Veg question once and for all. Okay, I'm 60 years old, and maybe not as fast as some of you flat bellies, but I'm ready to uphold the honor. T-shirts would be appropriate and maybe follow the whole event up with a grand swap meet of our shaving gear. If the Vegs win, opponents would have to wear Veg for a week, if they loose, they have to give it up for a month.

Whatcha think?

+1
But we can meet in a better place, say Bryant-Denny?