Two straight razors walk into a bar

[General__Specific]

The first orders a beer and looks at the other. He says "Do you want to play darts?"

The other razor looks down at his scales and sighs. After a moment he looks up and says "I'd love to but I can't. I'm not as sharp as I used to be."

The first looks at the bartender and the bartender says, "So what's stropping you?"

 

[jzuzphreek]

The first orders a beer and looks at the other. He says "Do you want to play darts?"

The other razor looks down at his scales and sighs. After a moment he looks up and says "I'd love to but I can't. I'm not as sharp as I used to be."

The first looks at the bartender and the bartender says, "So what's stropping you?"

bwahahahahaha!

 

[Brooksie967]

Har har!

 

[sarimento1]

 

[GellWroomed]

I see your point..

 

[dushea]

 

[sarimento1]

I see your point..

look again, their points are Round!

 

[Whiskey Badger]

Such a cut up.

 

[jzuzphreek]

Doesn't matter how you slice it.

 

[General__Specific]

I'm sorry my razor wit is against the grain. I don't mean to be irritating so please don't just give me the brush.

 

[one cut]

I say, are we not a little close to the edge here ?

 

[jzuzphreek]

I say, are we not a little close to the edge here ?

Oh puck!

 

[dpm802]

A bartender walks into a badger den. Its really dark inside, but he can barely make out two identical twin badgers.

The twin badgers take some wooden sticks tipped with phosphorous, rub them against some rocks until they catch fire, then hold them aloft to illuminate the cave.

The bartenders says "Oh, Look! Its a Matched Sett!"

 

[Leslie145]

Oh, puleeeze!

 

[General__Specific]

a bartender walks into a badger den. Its really dark inside, but he can barely make out two identical twin badgers.

The twin badgers take some wooden sticks tipped with phosphorous, rub them against some rocks until they catch fire, then hold them aloft to illuminate the cave.

The bartenders says "oh, look! Its a matched sett!"

baaaaaahahahah!