The Rules of Wet Shaving [YMMV] :)

[AceByTerror]

The Rules of Shave Club


1st RULE: You do not talk about Wet Shaving.


2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Wet Shaving.


3rd RULE: If blood spurts or gushes the shave is over.


4th RULE: Only one guy to a shave.


5th RULE: One shave at a time.


6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. NO CARTS.


7th RULE: Shaves will go on as long as they have to.


8th RULE: If this is your first post on the Badger and Blade, you HAVE to shave.

 

[michiganlover]

Isn't you presence on this board a direct violation of Rules 1 and 2??

 

[AceByTerror]

Oh you can of course talk to other members of shave club...

 

[jamesspo]

The Rules of Wet Shaving.

1st RULE: You do not talk about Wet Shaving.

Sorry, broke it!

2nd RULE: You DO NOT talk about Wet Shaving.

Broke it.

3rd RULE: If blood spurts or gushes the shave is over.

Check.

4th RULE: Only one guy to a shave.

Definitive Check.

5th RULE: One shave at a time.

Hmm, does more than one razor count as two shaves at once?

6th RULE: No shirts, no shoes. NO CARTS.

Check. Although after the recent hospital adventures over on the SR forum, maybe I should rethink this .

7th RULE: Shaves will go on as long as they have to.

Check.

8th RULE: If this is your first post on the Badger and Blade, you HAVE to shave.

Check...shaved before I posted.

 

[Oblique Human]

Right

 

[Haggises]

I was told there was no Rule 6.

 

[Parallax]

I was told there was no Rule 6.

I was told there is no Easter Bunny.

 

[The Kiwi]

Originally Posted by AceByTerror

5th RULE: One shave at a time.

Hmm, does more than one razor count as two shaves at once?

Since I often shave by feel with one of my "vintage" Sensor razors in the shower, and clean up with an XTG pass after I dry most of the rest of me off, using a "more classic" non-cartridge razor, I may want to suggest that I have a similar question.

 

[global_dev]

rules 3 and 7 are in conflict...

3rd RULE: If blood spurts or gushes the shave is over.


7th RULE: Shaves will go on as long as they have to.

 

[dfollett_98]

I was told there is no Easter Bunny.

When did that happen?

Enjoy your shaves.

Don

 

[LegionPrime]

3rd RULE: If blood spurts or gushes the shave is over.

Wimp

 

[Haggises]

When did that happen?

Enjoy your shaves.

Don

and there aint no Santy Claus neither!

 

[Mister The Plague]

Funny enough, I would love to try some paper street soap company soap.


My add: under Project BBS, we have no names......

 

[Jorocom]

Wow, someone's been watching Fight Club a bit, lol. Seriously though, I would definitely buy Tyler Durden's soap. I could picture him preaching the virtues of wetshaving.

 

[Maxime D.]

So we are a secret brotherhood with rules ? Alike the Stonecutters.

 

[Parallax]

3rd RULE: If blood spurts or gushes the shave is over.

It's merely a flesh wound!