The Expendables

[The Fish]

Don't know if this has been brought up before, but has anyone heard about The Expendables? Directed by Sly Stallone, with this cast:

Stallone
Jason Statham
Jet Li
Mickey Rourke
Dolph Lundgren
Randy Couture


Possible cameo from Schwarzenegger, and Bruce Willis all but confirmed. I have my fingers crossed it's going to be a cheesy testosterone fueled guyfest and I'm going to love every second of it.

 

[nikkuchan]

Are you trolling? Cuz I'm loving.

It's like a mindless action dream-come-true.

But where's Jesse Ventura? If you get one governer to cameo, you should have the other.

 

[Plott]

Toss in Van Damme, and we're good to go. Just thinking of such a movie makes my chest hair grow a little.

"A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator."

Here it is!

Semper fi(ght)! hahahaha!

 

[blackfoot]

Awesome!

 

[ogopogo]

This does look like an awesome cheesy testosterone-filled crapfest of a movie. You bet I'll be there

But... where is Van Damme??

"A team of mercenaries head to South America on a mission to overthrow a dictator."

Hmmm, there are no dictators in South America. Is it going to be one of those Hollywood made-up countries like "Parador" or "San Efiginia" ?

 

[Walter Sobchak]

I would also like to see Chuck Norris, Jim Kelly (Black Belt Jones/Enter the Dragon), and William Zabka (Johnny from The Karate Kid) in there.

 

[Tom C]

Don't forget to include Steven Seagal. He'd help push the suck-meter into the red.

 

[ogopogo]

Billy Drago has got to be one of the bad guys.