The Anything Thread
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This is Nathan Beford Forrest, a Confederate General . He was the 1st Grand Wizard of the Ku Klux Klan.
Is that bullet hole in his knee?
Nope, arrow shaft, from Wounded Knee Massacre.
LOL!
Speaking of wounded knees, I just removed 100 mL of what would appear to be cheese and congealed bacon grease from an abscess on a patients knee. Where's the toast?
Yeah, I saw where you posted this in the pre-shave oil thread.
Finest lubrication the God of shaving ever created.
Lithuanian Airlines.
I'm not losing my hair; it's just migrating to my ears .
The next winning lottery numbers will be: 5,14,28,55,70 and 27
A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question, gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, he stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver, he said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, he stopped just inches from a large plate glass window.
For a few moments everything was silent in the cab.
Then, the shaking driver said "are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the daylights out of me..."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver, he said "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault, today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years..."
^^^breakfast time.
This is Ruth.
I figured that the boys from B and B would love to meet Ruth.
I figured that the boys from B and B would love to meet Ruth.
Babe.
