Yep, I've got a Homer Simpson all the time too, no matter how smooth the shave.
Same here. Look around and you'll see A LOT of guys have this. I never noticed it until I started "real" wetshaving and found myself noticing other guy's beards. So many men have this, I don't think anybody even notices it. I didn't. No big deal.
If somehow we could only dye the hairs inside the skin...oh wait God is doing that for me.