At a certain computer chainstore this morning (whose name I'm convinced is an announcement that technology is America's birthright and we should all be buying on credit) I noticed that one of the employees had the telltale signature of a cartridge razor shave. He was probably twenty years old, pale as our hacker-helping friends often are, with red bumps, raw skin and the sad, lost look of a pizza delivery driver without a cell phone.
As I continued to look around, I noticed that more than half the guys in the store had bad shaves. If they had all lifted their arms out in front of them and started walking around like zombies, my paranoia could not have been greater.
I felt like getting on the PA and saying, "Attention morning shoppers! You won't find what you're looking for in our crappy store with uninformed employees. Please return to your homes immediately and spend the remainder of the day learning how to wetshave."
Of course, I probably would have been beaten about the head with a wireless, ergonomical, media keyboard had I attempted such a message, so I left.
My two-part question is this:
1.) Is my desire to spread the word on wetshaving because I'm so new and enthusiastic or is it a reflection of some great deficiency of character?
2.) Is there a way to preach without being... preachy? For example, could you design a set of business cards that explained the benefits of wetshaving and listed a website/forum? Would it be immensely ridiculous to walk up to someone with a bad shave, hand them a card and say, "here, check this out."
Cause these are the insane thoughts that are filling my head when I'm out in public these days. Am I all alone? (echo, echo, echo) Am I one step away from an airport Hari Krishnas?
As I continued to look around, I noticed that more than half the guys in the store had bad shaves. If they had all lifted their arms out in front of them and started walking around like zombies, my paranoia could not have been greater.
I felt like getting on the PA and saying, "Attention morning shoppers! You won't find what you're looking for in our crappy store with uninformed employees. Please return to your homes immediately and spend the remainder of the day learning how to wetshave."
Of course, I probably would have been beaten about the head with a wireless, ergonomical, media keyboard had I attempted such a message, so I left.
My two-part question is this:
1.) Is my desire to spread the word on wetshaving because I'm so new and enthusiastic or is it a reflection of some great deficiency of character?
2.) Is there a way to preach without being... preachy? For example, could you design a set of business cards that explained the benefits of wetshaving and listed a website/forum? Would it be immensely ridiculous to walk up to someone with a bad shave, hand them a card and say, "here, check this out."
Cause these are the insane thoughts that are filling my head when I'm out in public these days. Am I all alone? (echo, echo, echo) Am I one step away from an airport Hari Krishnas?