Shaving Humor

[zeo_max]

Why did two DE razors get thrown out of Chick-Fil-A ?

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Because they weren't Straight

 

[ZackP]

I'm sorry, that's hilllarrrious.

 

[dpmtherrien]

Ah yes, very good.

 

[smalltank]

wah Wah wah!...good show!

 

[sparco]

 

[Vagabeard]

That joke just helped me start my work week with a smile!

 

[Haggises]

In before the deletion!

 

[ateace]

Where do straight razors go for lunch?

Cheek Fil-A

 

[the_edski]

of the day! Thank you, zeo!

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

Here's some great past Shaving Humor/Jokes Threads;

Read More:
a) http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/127813-Shaving-jokes-and-humor

b) http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/272013-Shaving-joke

c) http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/185936-Shave-jokes

d) http://badgerandblade.com/vb/showthread.php/74823-Biblical-Religious-Shaving-Jokes-and-Puns

Sorry, I just have any original shaving jokes.

"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing”. Allen Klein

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

A wise man once said, "Shaving can be like four flat tires, if you're day starts deflated...you're not going anywhere."

"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing”. Allen Klein

 

[bcraig.waciii]

 

[The Count of Merkur Cristo]

How can a vampire shave if he can't see himself in the mirror

"A good [laugh] is half the shave". William Hone

 

[Billski]

A wise man once said, "Shaving can be like four flat tires, if you're day starts deflated...you're not going anywhere."

"Humor can alter any situation and help us cope at the very instant we are laughing”. Allen Klein

How can a vampire shave if he can't see himself in the mirror

View attachment 810418"A good [laugh] is half the shave". William Hone

Christopher has some good ones!