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What is your Shakespearean Insult?
[/SIZE]Taken from: Timon of Athens
What is your Shakespearean Insult?
Shakespearean Insults
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Peace, ye fat guts!
Taken from: Henry IV, part I
Taken from: Henry IV, part I
"Thou sucketh" Guy in the third row at the debut of Midsummer Nights Dream.
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Taken from: Troilus and Cressida
"If you spend word for word with me, I shall make your wit bankrupt."
I had to be insulted again since the first one, while not 100% sure, was pretty inappropriate and one that SWMBO would not approve of!
Taken from: The Two Gentlemen of Verona
I had to be insulted again since the first one, while not 100% sure, was pretty inappropriate and one that SWMBO would not approve of!
"Is his head worth a hat? Or his chin worth a beard?"
from "As You Like It"
from "As You Like It"
"Thy head is as full of quarrels as an egg is full of meat."
Romeo and Juliet
Romeo and Juliet
"How now you whoreson peasant! Where have you been these two days loitering?"
"Why, in the Clown House, my lord!"
The insult is from The Two Gentlemen of Verona
The reply is not.
"Why, in the Clown House, my lord!"
The insult is from The Two Gentlemen of Verona
The reply is not.
I have a mug from the "Unemployed Philosopher's Guild" that is BESTREWN with Shakespearian insults!
My favorites are:
Bolting Hutch of Beastliness
Canker-Blossom
Infinite and endless liar, a hourly promise breaker!
Not so much brain as ear wax
and my personal favorite:
Lump of Foul Deformity
Aaron
My favorites are:
Bolting Hutch of Beastliness
Canker-Blossom
Infinite and endless liar, a hourly promise breaker!
Not so much brain as ear wax
and my personal favorite:
Lump of Foul Deformity
Aaron
A most notable coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.
From "All's Well That Ends Well"
From "All's Well That Ends Well"
"It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing"
From Macbeth
From Macbeth
"Pish for thee, Iceland dog! thou *****-ear'd cur of Iceland!"
Pistol in Henry V
Pistol in Henry V
"If thou wilt needs marry, marry a fool; for wise men know well enough what monsters you make of them."
Hamlet, to Ophelia
Hamlet, to Ophelia
SAMPSON
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?
GREGORY
No.
SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir.
From Romeo and Juliet.
Nay, as they dare. I will bite my thumb at them;
which is a disgrace to them, if they bear it.
Enter ABRAHAM and BALTHASAR
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
I do bite my thumb, sir.
ABRAHAM
Do you bite your thumb at us, sir?
SAMPSON
[Aside to GREGORY] Is the law of our side, if I say
ay?
GREGORY
No.
SAMPSON
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir, but I
bite my thumb, sir.
From Romeo and Juliet.
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Taken from: Macbeth
Taken from: Macbeth
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Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries.
That's as close as I can get.
That's as close as I can get.
Thou didst drink the stale of horses and the guilded puddle which beasts would cough at
Antony & Cleopatra
Antony & Cleopatra
"A pox o' your throat, you bawling, blasphemous, incharitable dog!"
Taken from: The Tempest
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Taken from: The Tempest
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"Aroint thee, witch", the rump-fed runion cried!
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wE5jB2tl70M[/YOUTUBE]
What goes around comes around, Will.
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What goes around comes around, Will.
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