I received it in the post today, after reading for a year
They said you'd scrape my face off....they said my skin you'd shear
I had to find out for myself just whats all the comotion
I played it safe and also bought Sul Filo AS lotion
The babe's asleep, and mama's home, so to the den I ran
Took Muhle's aggressive razor and I held it in my hand
I marveled at the craftsmanship, the chrome was quite a sight
But that lonely Derby blade they sent would not be used tonight
I decided on a Silver Blue, and tightly it did fit
I gasped how much blade exposed and mumbled "Holy Sh*t"!!
I prepped my face with glycerin soap that I bought from Joe at IB
If I shed as much blood as they say I will, then I should also prep an I.V.
I lathered in my Dirty Bird with Proraso's sandalwood
I have to say, on this cold night, warm lather feels real good
I completed two passes on my face, WITH and AGAINST the grain
I was careful with my angle so I'd not feel any pain
No drag, no pull, no tugging was ever felt against my cheeks
I'd not get any weepers... or nicks with bloody leaks
I have to say I'm disappointed on how this shave turned out
I'd not lost any skin patches, no limbs I'd be without
I didn't chop my neck off like those other guys had said
I had expected to call 911. I expected I'd be DEAD!
Who would have guess I'd have a face as smooth as it could be?
Or that I'd post my shave review, in rhyme on B & B.
I thought my post would be filled with anger, on a tizzy I would rant
But instead I had an awesome shave, maybe better than my slant...
Oh how I'm disappointed now, as you can plainly see
That I'll have to keep this in my rotation...and not on the B/S/T
Thanks for reading,
Brad
They said you'd scrape my face off....they said my skin you'd shear
I had to find out for myself just whats all the comotion
I played it safe and also bought Sul Filo AS lotion
The babe's asleep, and mama's home, so to the den I ran
Took Muhle's aggressive razor and I held it in my hand
I marveled at the craftsmanship, the chrome was quite a sight
But that lonely Derby blade they sent would not be used tonight
I decided on a Silver Blue, and tightly it did fit
I gasped how much blade exposed and mumbled "Holy Sh*t"!!
I prepped my face with glycerin soap that I bought from Joe at IB
If I shed as much blood as they say I will, then I should also prep an I.V.
I lathered in my Dirty Bird with Proraso's sandalwood
I have to say, on this cold night, warm lather feels real good
I completed two passes on my face, WITH and AGAINST the grain
I was careful with my angle so I'd not feel any pain
No drag, no pull, no tugging was ever felt against my cheeks
I'd not get any weepers... or nicks with bloody leaks
I have to say I'm disappointed on how this shave turned out
I'd not lost any skin patches, no limbs I'd be without
I didn't chop my neck off like those other guys had said
I had expected to call 911. I expected I'd be DEAD!
Who would have guess I'd have a face as smooth as it could be?
Or that I'd post my shave review, in rhyme on B & B.
I thought my post would be filled with anger, on a tizzy I would rant
But instead I had an awesome shave, maybe better than my slant...
Oh how I'm disappointed now, as you can plainly see
That I'll have to keep this in my rotation...and not on the B/S/T
Thanks for reading,
Brad
as i haven't used it yet and was in for a bad read 
