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I was very happy to use my brand new bottle of Clubman Talc today, however, I feel compelled to inform everyone that it is not in fact a good idea to fill one's palm with the finest of talcum powder and then vigorously slap it onto one's upper chest. This will result in a massive cloud of very fine talc enveloping one's head and causing severe respiratory distress. That is all.
Sincerely,
Captain Obvious
End PSA
I was very happy to use my brand new bottle of Clubman Talc today, however, I feel compelled to inform everyone that it is not in fact a good idea to fill one's palm with the finest of talcum powder and then vigorously slap it onto one's upper chest. This will result in a massive cloud of very fine talc enveloping one's head and causing severe respiratory distress. That is all.
Sincerely,
Captain Obvious
End PSA