So what did he do?
Poll: Tiger Woods explanation thread
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Yeah...my wife and I were just talking about that...something quirky going on with him and Mrs Woods IMHO
agreed!
You're missing the option of "Got in a fight with the old lady and stormed out of the driveway in a rage. Hit some stuff."
"I was dru... Erm... Really tired."
Tall Scandinavian women can SWING a 7 iron!
He has a fairway to go till he explains himself. Hopefully he can putt this rough patch behind him and get back into the swing of things.
Rumour has it Tiger has lost his Fortune in..... "Dubai" !!!!
The Wifes not happy ...
watch this space .............
The Wifes not happy ...
watch this space .............
Nothing good happens after midnight!
He was going out to replace a divot on his cheek from shaving with his fusion....
Then he remembered the greens needed watering hence the fire hydrant. The tree gave him flashbacks to a previous round when he was laid up under a pine at the masters. Only he forgot he was in Florida and palm trees bend and don't break so easy. Maybe some one should send him a DE with instructions saying use in morning and not at 2:00 am in SUV.
Then he remembered the greens needed watering hence the fire hydrant. The tree gave him flashbacks to a previous round when he was laid up under a pine at the masters. Only he forgot he was in Florida and palm trees bend and don't break so easy. Maybe some one should send him a DE with instructions saying use in morning and not at 2:00 am in SUV.
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You fogot the............... He got into the protection of his Escalade while she was coming after him with a 7 iron and beating on the thing till he could start it up, put it into gear, and consequently putting the pedal to the metal he couldn't control all 450 horses under the hood, getting the hell out of Dodge far to rapidly for his reflexes to properly process the total sensory overload at 2:30 in the morning, after his wife found out he has a girlfriend.........OPTION
Richard
Richard
Just heading out to be first in line at Toys R Us!
What's the problem with a guy driving into a fire hydrant and his neighbors tree? I do it all the time.
Outside of drunk driving, I can only really think of one sane record of events. He could have injured himself at home and was driving himself to the hospital, but fainted while driving (I've fainted from a freak accident before), causing him to crash. Not sure it is that believable though.
A freak accident like getting conked with a 7 iron?
You fogot the............... He got into the protection of his Escalade while she was coming after him with a 7 iron and beating on the thing till he could start it up, put it into gear, and consequently putting the pedal to the metal he couldn't control all 450 horses under the hood, getting the hell out of Dodge far to rapidly for his reflexes to properly process the total sensory overload at 2:30 in the morning, after his wife found out he has a girlfriend.........OPTION
Richard
I think this is actually the closest thing to what really happened.
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We will see. Joking aside, I really hope he comes out of this thing ok! He has really worked hard to get where he is and sometimes when things start to unravel they can get out of control very quickly and the damage can be permanent.
Take Care,
Richard
Take Care,
Richard
