I'm a balm guy. The alcohol in splashes break me out. But at heart I really wish I was a splash guy. Splashes smell better, and let's face it, smearing lotion on your face just ain't as manly as pouring bright blue hell-fire on your raw, scraped flesh.
Speaking of manliness, while browsing in my local Sally Beauty store this weekend, I noticed a couple of bottles of Osage Rub on the shelf, marked down to $1.57 per bottle. Snagged one. I am a miserable, cheap bastard at heart, and my fears of pizza face were overridden by how cheap this stuff was.
Used it this morning. Had read it was akin to dipping your head in a boiling cauldron of cough syrup, Kool cigarettes, and Icy Hot pain ointment. I expected my head to explode, but in reality all I got was some alcohol burn, followed by a menthol burn that really wasn't much different from Aqua Velva, or more prolonged.
So, what gives? Did I get a "stale" bottle, or is the menthol blast of this stuff a wee bit hyped? All I got was an ordinary menthol and alcohol kick, with a weak barbershop scent. Unless there was something wrong with my bottle, I see no reason why anyone should seek this juice out... Will try it a few more times, or until it starts breaking me out, but my first impression was underwhelming.
Speaking of manliness, while browsing in my local Sally Beauty store this weekend, I noticed a couple of bottles of Osage Rub on the shelf, marked down to $1.57 per bottle. Snagged one. I am a miserable, cheap bastard at heart, and my fears of pizza face were overridden by how cheap this stuff was.
Used it this morning. Had read it was akin to dipping your head in a boiling cauldron of cough syrup, Kool cigarettes, and Icy Hot pain ointment. I expected my head to explode, but in reality all I got was some alcohol burn, followed by a menthol burn that really wasn't much different from Aqua Velva, or more prolonged.
So, what gives? Did I get a "stale" bottle, or is the menthol blast of this stuff a wee bit hyped? All I got was an ordinary menthol and alcohol kick, with a weak barbershop scent. Unless there was something wrong with my bottle, I see no reason why anyone should seek this juice out... Will try it a few more times, or until it starts breaking me out, but my first impression was underwhelming.
