I was searching around Project Gutenberg, and came across this collection of essays from way back in the day. I found the one on shaving to be rather amusing, and thought somebody here might get a kick out of it! (not sure if it has been posted before- my lurking is sporadic).
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/23481/23481-h/23481-h.htm
http://www.gutenberg.org/files/23481/23481-h/23481-h.htm