Man Rules.

[Kenno]

Keep it funny or keep it serious.

Here are some of mine,

Never trust someone who doesn't drink.

Man cannot rub sunscreen on another man.

 

[NightLad]

I don’t drink, so you might not believe what I’m about to say, but…

I don’t really have ‘man rules’ so much as rules that I think can apply to anybody.

At the top of my list is the quote in my sig:
“This above all: to thine own self be true,
And it must follow, as the night the day,
Thou canst not then be false to any man.”

I also try to live by the motto: Honesty is the best policy (except when making a major purchase)

Another rule near and dear to my heart is: never lend more money than you are willing to give away!

 

[Stubblefield]

Never ask for directions.

 

[texbilly]

She's always right.

 

[taprater]

She's always right.

Even if your right, She's still right!

 

[jlanger]

I would change that to never trust someone who's never drank, that way you're safe with people who don't drink anymore. For some people, alcohol just isn't their thing, or is too much their thing.

One big rule is that a Man looks out for and provides for his family, no matter if the other half isn't a part of his life anymore or not.

 

[Bulldawg]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzO1mCAVyMw&feature=youtube_gdata

 

[Angus Young]

Never trust a man who doesn't like sport.
Never trust someone who wears sunglasses indoors.

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

Don't fry bacon in the nude.

 

[Obsessed]

Don't live your life according to others' rules.

 

[petr]

Don't trust your heart with a woman who has more than two tatoos.

 

[Sue]

He who dies with the most toys wins.
Sue

 

[*King G*]

Don't trust your heart with a woman who has more than two tatoos.

*Whew!* - that was close!

 

[Pumpkin]

Don't trust your heart with a woman who has more than two tatoos.

Now you tell me!

 

[Pumpkin]

If the question is "does my bum look big in this?" the answer is ALWAYS "No"! Do not even pause for thought...let alone checking different angles

 

[cricky101]

One from Dave Barry that I've lived by:

"You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment."

 

[David in Boston]

Don't fry bacon in the nude.

I did once.

 

[danek]

You are required to watch the movie "Twilight" if SWMBO wants to watch together, but you must never, ever read the book.

 

[jwhite]

Keep it funny or keep it serious.

Here are some of mine,

Never trust someone who doesn't drink.

Man cannot rub sunscreen on another man.

My dad had one that was similar: "Never trust a man who wont drink a cold beer on a hot day, or accept a cigar upon the announcement of a new birth."

 

[Mr. Scruffy]

I did once.

That's all it takes!!