Lol!!

[1OldGI]

Just heard a commercial on the radio for a local sports bar. The announcer goes on and on about this is the coolest place ever to watch NASCAR. At the end of all that he chimes in with "We also have the best Cosmopolitans in town"

I got this mental image of being in this place some Sunday afternoon. The place is teaming with toothless, mullet wearing rednecks watching NASCAR as I approach the bar and order up a Cosmopolitan! Why don't I just wear a t shirt that says, "Please kick my ***, now!"

 

[Fnord5]

Wear your Doc's, and order with pride

I would do it, just for the reaction I would get.

(of course, I am 6'4" 220 pounds and can handle my own, and they would probably be on the downhill side of plastered.

 

[GoldenMonkey]

Maybe it's not quite the bar you imagine...it's not named something like "The Bear Lair" or "Bottom's Up", is it?

 

[thunderball]

 

[1OldGI]

No, I don't believe the name of the place was "The Man Hole Tavern"

Didn't figure NASCAR was big with the alternative lifestyles crowd.

 

[castlecraver]

Didn't figure NASCAR was big with the alternative lifestyles crowd.

Thherioiusthly? Did you _see_ Carl Edwards shirtless on the ESPN Mag cover last year?!?

 

[burnwood]

I sense sarcasm.

 

[ouch]

I hear they whip up a mean quiche for the Superbowl, too.

 

[The Nid Hog]

Sounds like the idea is to allow your girlfriend to get herself stupid drunk while you enjoy the race. They probably have one screen over in the corner showing reruns of "Sex and the City."

 

[instpasr]

Are you sure the name of the place isn't the "Blue Oyster Club"

 

[Stubblefield]

Just heard a commercial on the radio for a local sports bar. The announcer goes on and on about this is the coolest place ever to watch NASCAR. At the end of all that he chimes in with "We also have the best Cosmopolitans in town"

That is pretty funny.