Amen. My favorite magazine. Farmers are the smartest people in the werld. I wouldn't make a good pimple on a dumb farmer's arse.You want to see some wild ideas about wood splitters, check out Farm Show magazine.
I've seen everything in there from various manual devices, hydraulic powered super ram "firewood processors" than can split a monster log into kindling in one go, and even the most dangerous thing I think I've ever seen: the "momentum" splitters that have a heavy steel flywheel with a blade welded on the rim. It just goes around about once a second (big wheel; lots of rotational speed) and the guy just puts the wood under it BAM and around it goes again.
Oddly, most of the guys I see using those seem to still have all their fingers.
O.H.