Jokes that make you groan
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When I was a kid, bedtime was 9 pm and I couldn’t wait to be a grownup so I could go to bed anytime I wanted.
Turns out that is 9 pm.
Turns out that is 9 pm.
I've started investing in stocks...
...Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
...Beef, Chicken, and Vegetable.
One day I hope to be a bouillonaire.
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Earthquakes last 15 seconds and is considered “intense” but I last 45 and it’s “disappointing” ?
I went to the doctor with a suspicious-looking mole.
He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
He said they all look that way and I should have left him in the garden.
My cat was featured in the latest in the mystery series "The Cat Who..." by Lilian Jackson Braun
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