Three junior executives, all old friends, were out carousing on Christmas Eve. On the way to the third bar of the evening, they were all struck by a car and died. When they reached the Golden Gates, St. Peter welcomed them and said they would need to show something that represents the spirit of the season.
The first guy dug through his pockets and all he had was a set of keys. St. Peter asked how they related to Christmas. The guy replied "If you shake them, they sound like Jingle Bells". St. Peter smiled, nodded and let him in.
The next guy pulled out a cigarette lighter. St. peter had a disappointed look on his face , but the guy said ":If you light it and hold it up high, it shines like the Star of Bethlehem." St. Peter was impressed and let him in.
The last guy was STILL digging through ALL of his pockets. The only thing he had was a stripper's G-string. Now, St. Peter looked disgusted. When asked what pray tell they could have to do with Christmas, the guy said "Well, they're CAROL'S.
The first guy dug through his pockets and all he had was a set of keys. St. Peter asked how they related to Christmas. The guy replied "If you shake them, they sound like Jingle Bells". St. Peter smiled, nodded and let him in.
The next guy pulled out a cigarette lighter. St. peter had a disappointed look on his face , but the guy said ":If you light it and hold it up high, it shines like the Star of Bethlehem." St. Peter was impressed and let him in.
The last guy was STILL digging through ALL of his pockets. The only thing he had was a stripper's G-string. Now, St. Peter looked disgusted. When asked what pray tell they could have to do with Christmas, the guy said "Well, they're CAROL'S.
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