If there was a B&B convention....

[maxman]

What would you expect to see?
I'd expect these things:

• A separate room for the "Clown House" with an open bar and a bunch of happy members goofing off. The noise levels would out of control and the mods would be more like bouncers.
• Vendor booths with some fantastic wares to display.
• A BBQ pit with a smoker going non stop. Everyone enjoying ruebens and chili.

ooops, gotta get back to work.... please fill in the rest!

 

[AACJ]

• 
  A bunch of Nike shoe, Via gr a, Apple Iphone sales people trying to bust down the door but the mod group will be hiding in the bushes with clubs and bats and shotguns ready to take them down.

 

[sol92258]

• A bunch of Nike shoe, Via gr a, Apple Iphone sales people trying to bust down the door but the mod group will be hiding in the bushes with clubs and bats and shotguns ready to take them down.

you mean you don't want the new iAgra-Nike accessory?
(not sure how it would work...didn't put much thought into it. Then again, neither does Apple, just throw a pretentious "I" in front of a word )

 

[davecmu]

• A gaggle of well-dressed gentlemen in fedoras - lots of hat love around here
• An endless supply of scotch
• A tea/coffee bar with WAY TOO MANY barristas
• Several guys with bench grinders, lathes, and other industrial tools giving demonstrations (I'm looking at you, Bill, Bob, and Rudy), just like their photo tutorials. Eye protection area.
• A collection of antique barber chairs
• Some pretty ladies from Art of Shaving

 

[Go West Young Man]

One really annoyed member harassing the wait staff.

Another one angrily inspecting everyone's name tags and starting fights with anyone named Stan.

 

[kg4ghn]

One really annoyed member harassing the wait staff.

Another one angrily inspecting everyone's name tags and starting fights with anyone named Stan.

A guy getting up and telling everybody to be sure and come back tomorrow, because something awesome is going to be announced.

 

[perogee]

A bunch of guys with Japanese knives hanging around the smoker pit offering to "help"

 

[Zephyr]

I guess to have ZZ Top on the stage would be a shot in the dark

 

[craig87c]

One really annoyed member harassing the wait staff.

Another one angrily inspecting everyone's name tags and starting fights with anyone named Stan.

One or two people who just walked in loudly announcing they've learned all they can from the convention and stomping out. Followed by a bunch of people asking why they did that.

 

[jakespoppy]

One or two people who just walked in loudly announcing they've learned all they can from the convention and stomping out. Followed by a bunch of people asking why they did that.

...and another group saying they will never do that, with pictures to illustrate their point, or the pointlessness of their point.

 

[jakespoppy]

There will be a group of men standing around sniffing each other, describing in detail what scent notes they smell, and why they like it so much, or why they can't stand it, or how much it makes members of the opposite sex latch on to them like cats sniffing catnip!

 

[DFrancis]

Bacon, and lots of it.

Bull-Riding-Monkey races.

Blake.

A group of guys with their Japanese knives looking for some meat and veg to chop.

 

[Prince]

Look for the table about being a good server. I'll be the one flipped over and shoved in the corner.

 

[Telecaster52]

go-karts

 

[Barber-Eile]

how much it makes members of the opposite sex latch on to them like cats sniffing catnip!

And a small group of women there to prove them wrong! Mainly because thy are too distracted shopping at the vendor stalls!

-slaglerock there responding to everyone and jakespoppy giving a summary of the day!

I'll accept the invite provided no "+1"s are allowed

 

[AACJ]

Every few minutes, a different guy will walk in and try to tell everyone that there is a much better convention down the hall and that he would like everyone to go and check it out. He would be promptly told to leave, then go to his own convention and boo hoo about how bad B&B treated him.

 

[AACJ]

While everyone is inside, the mods, thinking it's cute, will be changing the name on the board outside from "Badger and Blade Convention" to "Badger and Bacon with Eggs and Sausage and a side of toast, with 10 fish convention not withstanding changing of the guard massage and dogs and cats."

 

[Telecaster52]

 

[Barber-Eile]

There will be a "room" for "chat" which people will pop in and out of and each time they do Telecaster52 will shout "WB"

There will be a continual slide show projection up on one wall showing lolcats and bacon items and cartoons etc. which people are free to put a slide into.

Mods will be wearing blue badges, veterans will have silver etc.

There will be a man dressed in black with a single red flower in his button hole. If you ask him nicely he will tell you the secret of the numbers on the blades.

The will be a "welcome goodie bag" for anyone travelling there by plane. It will include some blades as we all know you can't put blades on your carry-on luggage!

 

[Telecaster52]

There will be a "room" for "chat" which people will pop in and out of and each time they do Telecaster52 will shout "WB"

chatroom this way --->
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