The inner-child in me said I had to buy a coconut at the store. Now I have one and don't know what to do with it! Do I eat it raw? Are there any good recipes? What about the water inside? Any help in the right direction would be appreciated.
Put the lime in it.
My wise guy reply boomeranged- that song is now stuck in my head.and mix it all up.
or shoot it with something big.
Get a screwdriver and hammer it into two of the 'eyes' and drain the coconut water, you can chill it and drink it or use it for cooking. After that just bash away at it until it cracks and take out the flesh. Again eat as is it grate and use for cooking
Just don't suggest that coconuts are migratory.Cut it in half and bang the two halves together to approximate an horse galloping. Oh, drink the water first.