How to tell when things are serious

[bluefoxicy]

• You've washed clothes early
• You have your absolute best clothing picked out, hanged, and separated in your closet, including a $40 genuine leather belt with a modest, nickel-plated buckle
• You now wish you owned an iron
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shower
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shave
• You've not only selected a towel, but also begun strategizing your pre-shave, shave, and post-shave
• You spent more than an hour deciding the basic details of your shave
• You've spent half the week deciding on exactly how you're going to dress and how you're going to groom yourself

Congratulations. You are now seriously obsessing. Please stop, and breathe; blue isn't your color.

I thought only girls did this ~_~

 

[Casey]

Sounds like med school interview season. Had everything down to a science after a while, including how long I needed to wait after getting up to shave.

 

[Sue]

• You've washed clothes early
• You have your absolute best clothing picked out, hanged, and separated in your closet, including a $40 genuine leather belt with a modest, nickel-plated buckle
• You now wish you owned an iron
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shower
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shave
• You've not only selected a towel, but also begun strategizing your pre-shave, shave, and post-shave
• You spent more than an hour deciding the basic details of your shave
• You've spent half the week deciding on exactly how you're going to dress and how you're going to groom yourself

Congratulations. You are now seriously obsessing. Please stop, and breathe; blue isn't your color.

I thought only girls did this ~_~

Me too
Sue

 

[bluefoxicy]

The worst part is I'm still trying to decide if I want to use the injector or the DE; if I want to stick WTG; if I want to use a straight for the face and a DE for the neck; etc.

I think I'll go with my 7 O'Clock greens and the 1904 replica; palm lathering with SCS soap; and use some Proraso and a very hot towel. The after shave is easy: SCS BRT milk. I'll wash it off like half an hour later (shower) so it won't interfere with the New Spice or Aspect I put on...

I wish the Nutriment I ordered would get here o_o My fault for ordering it on a friday and then realizing it'd be useful to have saturday... the postal system isn't magic.

 

[Adeeb11]

I for one am incredibly guilty of doing this on multiple occasions, I dont think its bad, really it just means you care alot. Last i did this was about 2 months ago on a date, it was at 8 and I was completely ready by 6. Then I paced around thinking what I could do to make it better, i succeeded im happy to say

 

[KarthVader]

• You've washed clothes early
• You have your absolute best clothing picked out, hanged, and separated in your closet, including a $40 genuine leather belt with a modest, nickel-plated buckle
• You now wish you owned an iron
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shower
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shave
• You've not only selected a towel, but also begun strategizing your pre-shave, shave, and post-shave
• You spent more than an hour deciding the basic details of your shave
• You've spent half the week deciding on exactly how you're going to dress and how you're going to groom yourself

Congratulations. You are now seriously obsessing. Please stop, and breathe; blue isn't your color.

I thought only girls did this ~_~

Is it so bad? Sounds like you got a nice strategy. Unless this strategizing is taking up too much time, don't sweat it.

 

[Topgumby]

Buy an iron.

 

[bluefoxicy]

Buy an iron.

One of my coworkers has suggested this repeatedly.

 

[davecmu]

Buy an iron.

+2

They're like $15 at your local Wal-mart. Get a better iron later in life. Your clothes and sanity will thank you.

Don't forget an ironing board.

 

[tg16]

• You've washed clothes early
• You have your absolute best clothing picked out, hanged, and separated in your closet, including a $40 genuine leather belt with a modest, nickel-plated buckle
• You now wish you owned an iron
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shower
• You're watching the clock for it to be late enough to shave
• You've not only selected a towel, but also begun strategizing your pre-shave, shave, and post-shave
• You spent more than an hour deciding the basic details of your shave
• You've spent half the week deciding on exactly how you're going to dress and how you're going to groom yourself

Congratulations. You are now seriously obsessing. Please stop, and breathe; blue isn't your color.

I thought only girls did this ~_~

You obviously aren't that serious or you would have jumped into or onto whatever you use for transportation and gone to the closest store that sells irons and ironing boards and bought them.

 

[professorchaos]

What things are serious? Am I missing something? Nothing gets me that worked up.

 

[tg16]

What things are serious? Am I missing something? Nothing gets me that worked up.

I'm not quite sure considering the vagueness of the post; however, I believe he had a date.