How to be a good dad.

[jzuzphreek]

My poor little 3 year old son is home from school today suffering a bout of pinkeye. He's feeling fine and chipper, but I wanted to do something a little special for him. So I did what any B&B Dad would do. I made him eggs and bacon. Like a trooper he ate one bite of eggs and 3 slices of bacon. But do you know what the little rascal did next? He asked me for a piece of MY bacon!! So being the calm, patient father I am, I gave him my last piece...


then grilled up 3 more pieces.


Happy Stay-Home-From-Work-And-Make-Bacon-For-Your-Ailing-Child Day!

 

[coachschaller]

You are so wrong......

you should have grilled up at least a pound more bacon. You all will need it for lunch sammiches you know.

 

[Toothpick]

Bacon cures all illness

 

[HotToddy]

I wonder if there is a Bacon scented soap or cream?

Note to self….R&D project….


Good job being there for your son.

My son has the blues; he’s 11, because mom has moved to the Carolina’s for work. We will all be together again but it will be a couple of months for him and maybe a few months more for me as I need to sell our house. It’s tough seeing your kid being down. I hope your son gets better soon so he can be with his friends.

 

[jzuzphreek]

I considered using the bacon grease for eye drops, but we decided to use it to make doggie treats instead. Dogs need bacon too.

 

[DirtDiver]

I wonder if there is a Bacon scented soap or cream?

Note to self….R&D project….


Good job being there for your son.

My son has the blues; he’s 11, because mom has moved to the Carolina’s for work. We will all be together again but it will be a couple of months for him and maybe a few months more for me as I need to sell our house. It’s tough seeing your kid being down. I hope your son gets better soon so he can be with his friends.

Ask and ye shall receive... pretty cheap too: http://baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/Bacon-Shaving-Cream_p_170.html

prepare to be loved, admired and possibly eaten by bears.

 

[sgreenstreet]

I heard on the radio this morning that the Sonic drive-in chain is adding a peanut butter and bacon milkshake to the menu. The small size weighs in at 700 calories; the largest is 1700.

 

[Eeyore]

I heard on the radio this morning that the Sonic drive-in chain is adding a peanut butter and bacon milkshake to the menu.

That must be a joke!

 

[DirtDiver]

I heard on the radio this morning that the Sonic drive-in chain is adding a peanut butter and bacon milkshake to the menu. The small size weighs in at 700 calories; the largest is 1700.

 

[GFlanagan3]

I wonder if there is a Bacon scented soap or cream?

Note to self….R&D project….


Good job being there for your son.

My son has the blues; he’s 11, because mom has moved to the Carolina’s for work. We will all be together again but it will be a couple of months for him and maybe a few months more for me as I need to sell our house. It’s tough seeing your kid being down. I hope your son gets better soon so he can be with his friends.

also http://mamabearssoaps.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_37&products_id=433

 

[ouch]

My poor little 3 year old son is home from school today suffering a bout of pinkeye. He's feeling fine and chipper, but I wanted to do something a little special for him. So I did what any B&B Dad would do. I made him eggs and bacon. Like a trooper he ate one bite of eggs and 3 slices of bacon. But do you know what the little rascal did next? He asked me for a piece of MY bacon!! So being the calm, patient father I am, I gave him my last piece...


then grilled up 3 more pieces, which he then ate.

Fixed it for you.

 

[bamabubba]

Ahhh, everything's better with bacon!!! If it can't be improved with bacon and butter, it ain't worth eating. I'm glad to see you're raising him right

 

[Eeyore]

That must be a joke!

I googled it, and saw that is is no joke!

You Americans are crazy!

 

[jzuzphreek]

My poor little 3 year old son is home from school today suffering a bout of pinkeye. He's feeling fine and chipper, but I wanted to do something a little special for him. So I did what any B&B Dad would do. I made him eggs and bacon. Like a trooper he ate one bite of eggs and 3 slices of bacon. But do you know what the little rascal did next? He asked me for a piece of MY bacon!! So being the calm, patient father I am, I gave him my last piece...


then grilled up 3 more pieces. Which he then ate.


Happy Stay-Home-From-Work-And-Make-Bacon-For-Your-Ailing-Child Day!

Fixed it for you.

Actually, Ouch... I did not share. We can't all be perfect dads.

 

[DirtDiver]

also http://mamabearssoaps.com/index.php?main_page=product_info&cPath=1_37&products_id=433

EVEN CHEAPER! I may actually try this, although I'm not entirely sure how much I really want to smell like bacon haha

 

[Doc4]

Happy Stay-Home-From-Work-And-Make-Bacon-For-Your-Ailing-Child Day!

Bacon cures all illness

 

[sgreenstreet]

Found it. You can read about it here.

BTW, giving one of these to your son is considered child abuse in 17 states. Check with local authorities first. YMMV.

 

[jzuzphreek]

BTW, giving one of these to your son is considered child abuse in 17 states. Check with local authorities first. YMMV.

Don't have to worry about this in Louisiana. Tis crawfish season... and, let's just say my son is chosen.

 

[MSstrahan]

There is a diner near me that serves peanut butter, jelly and bacon hamburgers. Quite good.

 

[Austin]

Good for you Dad!