Give us your "new cast" of Gilligan's Island

[Doc4]

Kind of like your Zombie Apocalypse Team but ... you find new people to "be" the seven characters from Gilligan's Island. B&B will Fed-ex a coconut cream pie for the best response!

Skipper:

Gilligan:

The Millionaire:

... and his wife:

The mooooovie star:

The Professor and Mary-Anne ...

What could possibly go wrong??

 

[Avvatar]

Skipper: Lewis Black
Gilligan: William H. Macy
Ginger: Angelina Jolie
Mary Ann: Jennifer Anniston
Professor: Neil Degrasse Tyson
Millionaire: George Cloony
His Wife: Fran Drescher

 

[Ricksplace]

Skipper: Jim Leahy
Gilligan: Bubbles
Ginger: Barb
MaryAnn: Sarah
Professor: Julian
Millionaire: Ricky
His Wife: Lucy

 

[ouch]

Skipper: Ouch
Gilligan: Nick
Ginger: Miss Tokyo
MaryAnn: Miss Beijing
Professor: Doc4
Millionaire: Joel
His Wife: Bruce Jenner

Sorry. Thought this was a B&B version.

 

[Doc4]

Ginger: Miss Tokyo
Professor: Doc4

Sorry. Thought this was a B&B version.

No problem.

 

[emwolf]

for a current all star hollywood version:
Skipper: Nick Offerman
Gilligan: Kevin Hart
Ginger: Margot Robbie
Mary Anne: Jennifer Lawrence
The Professor: George Clooney
Thurston: Steve Carrel
Lovie: Tina Fey

 

[John Rose]

The Bamboo Stake version:
Skipper: Buffy Summers
Gilligan: Xander Harris
Ginger: Cordelia Chase
Mary Ann: Willow Rosenberg
Professor: Rupert Giles
Millionaire: Spike
His Wife: Drusilla

 

[FarmerTan]

Tom Hanks as the Professor. He has the hair.

 

[DoctorShavegood]

Skipper: John Candy
Gilligan: John Ritter
Ginger: Scarlett Johansson
Mary Ann: Madeline Stowe
Professor: Q
Millionaire: John Lennon
His Wife: Yoko Ono

 

[Bakker1964]

Skipper: Lewis Black
Gilligan: Jeff Foxworthy
Millionaire: Wilmer Valderamma
His Wife: Lindsay Lohan
Movie Star: Lady Gaga
Professor: Neil deGrasse Tyson
Mary-Ann: Anne Hathaway

 

[emwolf]

Skipper: John Candy
Gilligan: John Ritter
Ginger: Scarlett Johansson
Mary Ann: Madeline Stowe
Professor: Q
Millionaire: John Lennon
His Wife: Yoko Ono

If Q was the Professor they'd have been off the island sipping dry martini's in Monaco before the end of episode one.

 

[Doc4]

Ginger: Scarlett Johansson

If Q was the Professor they'd have been off the island sipping dry martini's in Monaco before the end of episode one.

If I'm Q, I'm not exactly bringing my "A-game" to getting off the island where I get to hang out with Scarlett Johansson.

 

[emwolf]

If I'm Q, I'm not exactly bringing my "A-game" to getting off the island where I get to hang out with Scarlett Johansson.

well, since you put it that way....