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This was my favorite:

http://www.amazon.com/Breguet-Classique-Mens-Watch-5335BR/dp/B002OOY2XG/ref=pd_sbs_watch_2

The reviews on this are worth reading since they are pretty funny.

Most were pretty funny, but my favorite review was this one:

"I am sure all you people are of the highest moral standard and give more than half of your money to charity. Also, if you were lucky or smart enough to make enough money to buy such a watch, you would instead live in a straw hut and give all the money away to those less fortunate...YEAH RIGHT. Hypocrites."

Clearly missing a humor gene or two. The rest are hilarious.

I scanned a few more and came up with this one.

http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-Tourbi...96-0529-4035/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=pd_sbs_watch_1

Amazon seems to ignore it, but there is a definite subculture of pwnage on reviews of both high and low end merch. The reviews on the ugly wolf t-shirt, for example, are over the top.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Thre...r_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1266455923&sr=8-1
 
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Most were pretty funny, but my favorite review was this one:

"I am sure all you people are of the highest moral standard and give more than half of your money to charity. Also, if you were lucky or smart enough to make enough money to buy such a watch, you would instead live in a straw hut and give all the money away to those less fortunate...YEAH RIGHT. Hypocrites."

Clearly missing a humor gene or two. The rest are hilarious.

I scanned a few more and came up with this one.

http://www.amazon.com/Zenith-Tourbi...96-0529-4035/dp/B001K3IXW8/ref=pd_sbs_watch_1

Amazon seems to ignore it, but there is a definite subculture of pwnage on reviews of both high and low end merch. The reviews on the ugly wolf t-shirt, for example, are over the top.

http://www.amazon.com/Mountain-Thre...r_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=apparel&qid=1266455923&sr=8-1

This review is classic as well!

The Zenith Men's Defy Xtreme Tourbillon Titanium Chronograph Watch or Z.M.D.X.T.B.T.C.M. as I like to call it, is by far the most awesome watch. Chuck Norris riding into the Super Bowl on the back of Godzilla and round house kicking the crowd is no where near as awesome as this priceless poon magnet. When I was just moments from sending my $100k to some needy neo-hippie help group, I stumbled onto this gem. It was like the heavens opened and Jesus himself appeared with this same watch on. I mean how can you not follow Jesus when he's rocking a watch of this caliber. So I asked "What would Jesus do?" Jesus pimp smacked me and said "Forget those hippies, buy the watch!" I was like "HECK YEAH." I busted out my Discover card and bought this rocking piece of art. I mean its art but its also practical too. Like when I take my summer trips to the Marianas Trench, I have no more worries that I am going to miss Tea Time back on the yacht, because water ruined my watch again. It can withstand the immense pressures of the deep due to the wicked awesome titanium. Deep seas, cant beat this. Bullets cant beat this. Heck, I can deflect cruise missiles and the apocalypse. With a watch like this you don't need to tell time, you tell people what time it is.
 
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