Shavepocalypse.
Here's a question: Why not? You're gonna get around to using them eventually, right? I've got enough to last me until i'm ROUGHLY 30.. I've got about 1200 DE's and 100 misc. carts and 200 coming in, so actually maybe 32-34 (Gosh, I can't even imagine being that old..), but I figure if I shave until i'm 60, I need 3k-4k more blades. Hoard now before they stop making em'!
And after 60, they will have those George Jetson shaving pills to suppress your beard.