Dearest kowalzekc,
Mrs. Kringle and I were sitting by the fire going over "The Naughty & Nice" list and were pleased to see your name has finally come off the naughty list! In our glee we accidentally brushed your Christmas wish list into the fire, a most regretable event. Which brings me to the reason for my letter; We need an updated wish list asap, otherwise I'll be forced to send you the same gift you've gotten for the last several years, pipe dottle from my trusty old cob.
Now, just post your wish list here in this thread and we'll do our best to make your wish come true. Don't mess up and forget to leave cookies and milk this year, or I'll have to re-evaluate your position on "The List". Also, how about some homemade white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies and not those stale store bought cookies from last year....there might be something extra in your gift if you go the extra mile for ole' St. Nick.
Thanks and as always, Merry Christmas.....
Kris Kringle
Mrs. Kringle and I were sitting by the fire going over "The Naughty & Nice" list and were pleased to see your name has finally come off the naughty list! In our glee we accidentally brushed your Christmas wish list into the fire, a most regretable event. Which brings me to the reason for my letter; We need an updated wish list asap, otherwise I'll be forced to send you the same gift you've gotten for the last several years, pipe dottle from my trusty old cob.
Now, just post your wish list here in this thread and we'll do our best to make your wish come true. Don't mess up and forget to leave cookies and milk this year, or I'll have to re-evaluate your position on "The List". Also, how about some homemade white chocolate and macadamia nut cookies and not those stale store bought cookies from last year....there might be something extra in your gift if you go the extra mile for ole' St. Nick.
Thanks and as always, Merry Christmas.....
Kris Kringle