Wow! After first calming myself down so that I could breathe a bit, I thought what makes the English think that their "Knob and Bollocks" are any less sensitive than others? There are countless reviews from people chemical burning their nether regions. Too funny.
LOL those are awesome! haha. reminds me of the time my GF thought it would be a good idea to use Nair hair removal on my chest. my nipples felt like they went through a ***** twister hell. NEVER AGAIN.
I'm at work, and I had to navigate away from the page because it was getting harder and harder to not bellow out loud with laughter. I have tears in my eyes as it is...
One of the funniest things I have ever read. I couldn't finish because i was afraid that I'd explode. But, for all the great writing, can't these guys read?