I had a funny thought and thought I would share we all know that the dar knight is always cleanly shaved but just for fun how would you guess he shaves? ? Me personally would like to think a straight but maybe a high tech straight feel free to elaborate
BATMAN shaving?
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Alfred Pennyworth does the honors with a straight 
He'd be shaving as Bruce Wayne, not batman, so in order to show off his affluence, he'd go to a barber and have a straight shave there so people could watch him spend money.
Alfred would do it.
While as Bruce Wayne, +1 for a barber. So he can be out amongst the people, and allow another psychopath a chance to try to kill him. As Batman, South to north with an adjustable DE while hanging upside down.
+1 for the Batman version- I totally agree. I think that Alfred would do the honors for Bruce Wayne though. He probably has a barbershop space located in a turret part of the mansion that allows him a 180 degree view overlooking Gotham. He probably likes to switch up the hot towel treatment for a private pre-shave steam room session.
Don't you think he'd use the bat-a-rang?
Dry, with a Batarang
To ensure a tight neck seal with the suit, he employs an lazer treatment that activates while descending the batpole (the Batalazapolashava). Anyone using the pole without matching his beard mapping profile gets a rash equivelent to 12 heavy passes with a Dorco.
Yeah, this sounds about right, as an adjunct to the straight shave he gets every morning from Alfred (with full hot towel/Kyle's prep treatment).
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Everyone gotta say I'm loving the ides keep em coming I do like the batarang idea
Everyone gotta say I'm loving the ides keep em coming I do like the batarang idea
Slash McCoy
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No, no, NOOOOO!
http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Play-Shaving-Kit/dp/B004YKC2LM/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t
This is OFFICIAL licensed merchandise. I rest my case.
http://www.amazon.com/Batman-Play-Shaving-Kit/dp/B004YKC2LM/ref=cm_cr_pr_pb_t
This is OFFICIAL licensed merchandise. I rest my case.
Actually I can show you how he shaved. It's rather shocking.
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I have it on good authority that he uses a DE.
Thanks for the nightmares.
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Not sure how Batman shaves.
But, I always thought Mr. Freeze was a nice regular guy until he went a little overboard with the Aqua Velva
Edit: Almost wasted an opportunity to attach a pic of Mr. Freeze!
But, I always thought Mr. Freeze was a nice regular guy until he went a little overboard with the Aqua Velva
Edit: Almost wasted an opportunity to attach a pic of Mr. Freeze!
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this is more like it
I'd have thought he would use a Cobra.
Just different enough to to different
Just different enough to to different
Look at the size of the alum block Mr. Freeze uses.
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