Lucky guess?Who tipped you off on my next PIF, my friend?
Share your shaving limerick
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I am respectfully NOT IN!Who tipped you off on my next PIF, my friend?
I'm guessing this thread is headed for the Clown House soon.
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Probably will. I didn't think it would last long here in generalI'm guessing this thread is headed for the Clown House soon.
My razor and brush I hold dear,
It's best when my whiskers I shear.
But with pals, when I share -
I get glassy eyed stare,
So I just talk about it right here.
It's best when my whiskers I shear.
But with pals, when I share -
I get glassy eyed stare,
So I just talk about it right here.
There once was a fellow from Texas,
Tried shaving with a pear cactus,
He pricked all his tanned skin,
Twas a most bloody scene,
Oh to be young and reckless!
Tried shaving with a pear cactus,
He pricked all his tanned skin,
Twas a most bloody scene,
Oh to be young and reckless!
A guy who shaved fearfully slow
Said; "I get many nicks so I know
I'd be taking a chance
If I dropped my pants
And shaved the nether regions below."
Said; "I get many nicks so I know
I'd be taking a chance
If I dropped my pants
And shaved the nether regions below."
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That almost made me loose it at the office. ROFL
I could skip a shave but would rather
Whip my TOBS Jermyn Street to a lather.
With my stainless steel blade
All my whiskers are slayed.
Now, to breakfast with family I gather.
Whip my TOBS Jermyn Street to a lather.
With my stainless steel blade
All my whiskers are slayed.
Now, to breakfast with family I gather.
There was a young knight from East Cheam
Who invented a shaving machine
In his suit of chain mail
He could shave without fail
This intrepid young knight from East Cheam
Who invented a shaving machine
In his suit of chain mail
He could shave without fail
This intrepid young knight from East Cheam
I added more "Veg" to my list
A splash that's hard to resist
Its scent is divine
And oh, so refined
It doesn't smell like cat p**s
A splash that's hard to resist
Its scent is divine
And oh, so refined
It doesn't smell like cat p**s
A fellow used blades past their prime,
His stubble refused to decline,
He tugged and he pulled,
Till his face was all full,
Of rashes that lasted some time.
A steamy bathroom, a foggy view,
A man shaved what he thought he knew,
When the mist did clear,
His shock was severe,
Half his beard was still peeking through!
His stubble refused to decline,
He tugged and he pulled,
Till his face was all full,
Of rashes that lasted some time.
A steamy bathroom, a foggy view,
A man shaved what he thought he knew,
When the mist did clear,
His shock was severe,
Half his beard was still peeking through!
Star_Wahl_Clipper_Treker
Likes a fat handle in his hand
There once was a man with a beard, who thought shaving was something to be feared. But with a sharp blade in hand, he shaved his face so grand, and now his reflection has appeared!
I once tried to shave a tanuki
All my friends then cried out "You've gone kooky!
Anthropomorphic 'racoons'
Have no need for these boons.
Without hair they're just naked and spooky!"
All my friends then cried out "You've gone kooky!
Anthropomorphic 'racoons'
Have no need for these boons.
Without hair they're just naked and spooky!"
There once was a tanuki so brave
Who decided his fur he must shave.
With a slip and a slide
He shaved off his pride
And now he’s the talk of the cave!
Ah, go on then...
A naturist fellow from Wick
Was shaving remarkably quick
It came to a stop
When his razor he dropped
And he ended up cutting his expenditure on shaving related items
A naturist fellow from Wick
Was shaving remarkably quick
It came to a stop
When his razor he dropped
And he ended up cutting his expenditure on shaving related items
There once was a delicate lass
with one flaw she just couldn't let pass
twas a long curly hair
upon her derrière
that required a shave of her buttocks
with one flaw she just couldn't let pass
twas a long curly hair
upon her derrière
that required a shave of her buttocks
Ditto!!!Oohhh! I'm in!
Oh, if it weren't for the censors!
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