Baker's Dozen: Corrupted Quotations Edition

[morgantruce]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor." - Dwight D. Eisenhower

 

[Doc4]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.

 

[morgantruce]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)

 

[Haggises]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)
8. "A conqueror is always a lover of peas, sausage und gravy" - Carl von Clausewitz

 

[Doc4]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)
8. "England Expects Every Man to Kiss Captain Hardy ... Suck it Up, Boys!" Lord Nelson

 

[morgantruce]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)
8. "England Expects Every Man to Kiss Captain Hardy ... Suck it Up, Boys!" Lord Nelson
9. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their thighs." - attributed to many

 

[Doc4]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)
8. "England Expects Every Man to Kiss Captain Hardy ... Suck it Up, Boys!" Lord Nelson
9. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their thighs." - attributed to many
10. "Rommel, you magnificent b@$t@rd, I downloaded your podcast!" Gen. Patton at the battle of the Kasserine Pass.

 

[Parjay]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)
8. "England Expects Every Man to Kiss Captain Hardy ... Suck it Up, Boys!" Lord Nelson
9. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their thighs." - attributed to many
10. "Rommel, you magnificent b@$t@rd, I downloaded your podcast!" Gen. Patton at the battle of the Kasserine Pass.
11. "I would be willing, yes glad, to eat Culver's Frozen Custer every day during my life." George Armstrong Custer

 

[Haggises]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)
8. "England Expects Every Man to Kiss Captain Hardy ... Suck it Up, Boys!" Lord Nelson
9. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their thighs." - attributed to many
10. "Rommel, you magnificent b@$t@rd, I downloaded your podcast!" Gen. Patton at the battle of the Kasserine Pass.
11. "I would be willing, yes glad, to eat Culver's Frozen Custer every day during my life." George Armstrong Custer
12. "we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; cuz we are the champions, we are the champions... of the world..." Winston Freddie Churchill

 

[August West]

Corrupted Quotations Heard on the Battlefield

1.A soldier will fight long and hard for a bit of pecan pie. ~Napoleon
2."Nuts are good for you." -Gen. McAuliffe
3. Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it....and throwing in a little pecan pie as incentive can't hurt. -Eisenhower
4. Dulce et decorum est, pro nucis artocreas - Wilfred Owen (apologies to any Latin scholars)
5."The most terrible job in warfare is to be a second lieutenant leading a platoon when you are on the dance floor (battlefield)." - Dwight D. Eisenhower
6. "Vidi, vici, vedi" ... Julius Caesar, shortly after meeting Cleopatra.
7. "We had the best food any battlefield ever had." - William Westmoreland (needs no corruption)
8. "England Expects Every Man to Kiss Captain Hardy ... Suck it Up, Boys!" Lord Nelson
9. "Don't fire until you see the whites of their thighs." - attributed to many
10. "Rommel, you magnificent b@$t@rd, I downloaded your podcast!" Gen. Patton at the battle of the Kasserine Pass.
11. "I would be willing, yes glad, to eat Culver's Frozen Custer every day during my life." George Armstrong Custer
12. "we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; cuz we are the champions, we are the champions... of the world..." Winston Freddie Churchill
13. "Once more unto the beach, dear friends, once more..."

 

[August West]

Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."

 

[Haggises]

Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."
2. Farewell, God knows when we shall smoke meat again

 

[Doc4]

Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."
2. Farewell, God knows when we shall smoke meat again
3. To be or not to be, that is the to-be question ... to be, to be-too, to-be to-be, to-be-to-be-too, exchanging glances in the to-be-to-be-too ... Frank Sinatra as Hamlet.

 

[morgantruce]

Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."
2. Farewell, God knows when we shall smoke meat again
3. To be or not to be, that is the to-be question ... to be, to be-too, to-be to-be, to-be-to-be-too, exchanging glances in the to-be-to-be-too ... Frank Sinatra as Hamlet.
4. "The quality of mercy is not strained as finely as Gerber's Strained Peas for Baby."
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Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."
2. Farewell, God knows when we shall smoke meat again
3. To be or not to be, that is the to-be question ... to be, to be-too, to-be to-be, to-be-to-be-too, exchanging glances in the to-be-to-be-too ... Frank Sinatra as Hamlet.
4. "The quality of mercy is not strained as finely as Gerber's Strained Peas for Baby."
5. Some rise by sin, some by virtue fall, and the sinners have a heckuva lot more fun.
​

 

[morgantruce]

Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."
2. Farewell, God knows when we shall smoke meat again
3. To be or not to be, that is the to-be question ... to be, to be-too, to-be to-be, to-be-to-be-too, exchanging glances in the to-be-to-be-too ... Frank Sinatra as Hamlet.
4. "The quality of mercy is not strained as finely as Gerber's Strained Peas for Baby."
5. Some rise by sin, some by virtue fall, and the sinners have a heckuva lot more fun.
6. "The first thing we do, let's castrate all the lawyers."
​

 

[dpm802]

Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."
2. Farewell, God knows when we shall smoke meat again
3. To be or not to be, that is the to-be question ... to be, to be-too, to-be to-be, to-be-to-be-too, exchanging glances in the to-be-to-be-too ... Frank Sinatra as Hamlet.
4. "The quality of mercy is not strained as finely as Gerber's Strained Peas for Baby."
5. Some rise by sin, some by virtue fall, and the sinners have a heckuva lot more fun.
6. "The first thing we do, let's castrate all the lawyers."
7. "Rome, Rome ... wherefore art thou Rome?" ... said the American Tourist lost in Italy.

 

[the_edski]

Corrupt the Bard of Avon

1. "All the worlds a stage, and all the men and women must pay admission."
2. Farewell, God knows when we shall smoke meat again
3. To be or not to be, that is the to-be question ... to be, to be-too, to-be to-be, to-be-to-be-too, exchanging glances in the to-be-to-be-too ... Frank Sinatra as Hamlet.
4. "The quality of mercy is not strained as finely as Gerber's Strained Peas for Baby."
5. Some rise by sin, some by virtue fall, and the sinners have a heckuva lot more fun.
6. "The first thing we do, let's castrate all the lawyers."
7. "Rome, Rome ... wherefore art thou Rome?" ... said the American Tourist lost in Italy.
8. "Shall I compare thee to a Summer Shandy? Thou art more hoppy and more tasteful."

 

[morgantruce]

Why has it taken me a week to discover the misspelling of Edition in the title of this thread? I even stared at Edtion for a full minute thinking, "There's something wrong with that."

 

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Why has it taken me a week to discover the misspelling of Edition in the title of this thread? I even stared at Edtion for a full minute thinking, "There's something wrong with that."

This thread title was​ brought to you by the_edski.