Anyone what to team up with me in BBQ competition?

[oc_in_fw]

What do you get when you breed a Texas Longhorn with a groundhog?

Six more weeks of bad football.



HEY! I resemble that remark.

Do you know how to get rid of an Aggie scuba diver?

Put a scratch and sniff on the bottom of the swimming pool.

 

[simon1]

UT student: "We won the National Championship in 2005!"

A&M student: "How long ago was that?"

UT student: "Ummm...2005 plus 2018 equals...no, that's not right. 2005 times 2018 is...no, no...that's not it. 2005 plus 13 years...Yeah! That's it. We've been National Champs for 13 years!"

A&M student: "Okay."

UT student: "Hey...I have a trailer for my BBQ smoker."

Why did the Texas Longhorn jump the fence and run away?

Because he heard the OU Sooners were coming down to play football.

2003: Score...OU...65. UT...13.

2017: Score...OU...29...UT...24.

I say this as I'm sitting in Okie Land at the moment.

 

[DoctorShavegood]

Okay, I've thrown in with the brother. He made the team matching t-shirts...what???

 

[TexLaw]

Cool! After the cookoff, y'all all can go on a cruise!

 

[ouch]

I'm willing to supply the eating.

 

[DoctorShavegood]

Cool! After the cookoff, y'all all can go on a cruise!

No can do. The brother and I could sink a perfectly floating boat.

 

[DoctorShavegood]

I'm willing to supply the eating.

...and that's really why I go.