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I love this answer. He assures you you aren't alone but refuses to confirm that he is guilty of it. A true professional here! Honestly, I pretty much always tell my wife. I think I've broken her in enough and she is giving up. :biggrin:

Edit: That wasn't always the case, however. I loved magical packages that showed up. "Oh, didn't I tell you that? I am quite certain I did."
 
Shave Addict, I'm with you. Stuff shows up mysteriously. When asked, I respond honestly. If I'm not asked, well, I don't bring it up.
 
Shaving stuff? I don't buy any shaving stuff. Ever.

But if I'm ever asked, I just point to her make up drawers. And shelves. And 'free gift' wetpacks. And body lotions.

If neccessary, I'll bring out the big guns - the jeans and the shoes.
 
I did for the first few razors in my collection but when I got hit with a serious case of RAD I bought quite a few on ebay that I didn't tell her about. they're sitting on a shelf in my office. it's ok though, my RAD has come to an end and I don't see myself buying new razors anytime soon
 
I just had this statement laminated and hand it to her when the boxes arrive.

"No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offense to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation."
 
"What do you mean more shave stuff? I used to get everything from the supermarket - and you never noticed, now it comes in the post, you do. And I have to try out different blades, but there was a free delivery special on at the time, so I thought I'd get some..."
 
My products all mysteriously arrive. I just stand there with a halo over my head and don't say anything (as I cram them into the vanity!).
 
live and let live, she buys her creams and I do the same, we both don't ask and don't complain, works nicely :biggrin:
 
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